Oh sweet mama

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 10/25/2019 at 21:31 • Filed to: None

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I don’t know what kind of crazy masochist would ever have TWO Volvos... But I want to meet them.

(and be them)

I got a raise today, which just goes to show that if you put in adequate effort with an average attitude... You’ll do allright, kid. Or something. I don’t know. I can’t complain. Chatted with an Amazon driver. Ohhhhh man. HE can complain. Sounds like hell on earth compared to the (dis)organized chaos that is FedEx. Grabbed by the collar by a supervisor? Draconian monitoring practices? Shady contractual fine print? Ooof.

You’ll still have to pry my Amazon Prime account from my cold dead hands, tho.

“what’s next, what’s next....”

Oh! I got a better picture of the sex-maxhine, apparently also known as a VFR. (it’s not blurry, you're just experiencing a hand-shakingly fast pulse. I understand, the bike has that effect on me, too ).

AAnd now I’ll leave you with... A meme dump. A MUSICAL meme dump. Courtesy of TheHardtimeNews, which is basically The Onion mixed with a smelly tour van.jeeeee

Jeeeeeesus guys

cmill189 - sans Volvo > AestheticsInMotion 10/25/2019 at 21:41

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I don’t know what kind of crazy masochist would ever have TWO Volvos... But I want to meet them.

Uhh...I had three at once. What are you trying to say about me? 

AestheticsInMotion > cmill189 - sans Volvo 10/25/2019 at 21:52

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The first step to getting help is giving me your R and bike.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > AestheticsInMotion 10/25/2019 at 21:58

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Pre-1 995 Volvos don’t count. The old ones are actually pretty reliable.

cmill189 - sans Volvo > AestheticsInMotion 10/25/2019 at 21:59

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I’m thinking about selling my R. 

cmill189 - sans Volvo > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 22:04

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Sort of. Different is probably a better description. 

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > AestheticsInMotion 10/25/2019 at 22:04

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T hat Metallica one is comedy perfection.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > cmill189 - sans Volvo 10/25/2019 at 22:07

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I’m not drinking the coolaid I swear  they’re honestly the most reliable cars I’ve had. 82 K-Jet that was definitely neglected and it starts every time.

Alfalfa > AestheticsInMotion 10/25/2019 at 22:38

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Lol. I know guys who have between 3 and 6 in their driveway at any given time.

AestheticsInMotion > cmill189 - sans Volvo 10/25/2019 at 22:39

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Why? It's such a unicorn

AestheticsInMotion > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 10/25/2019 at 22:40

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Yeah that one killed me

cmill189 - sans Volvo > AestheticsInMotion 10/25/2019 at 22:59

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I don’t use it like a used to. It’s dumb to keep something and not use it, in my opinion. Someone should enjoy it like I used to everyday. It’s utterly fantastic in so many ways and I love it. I'll probably miss it forever. 

promoted by the color red > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 23:40

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It reliably breaks something new every time . Does that count?

Echo51 > AestheticsInMotion 10/26/2019 at 03:55

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My dad has 3 volvos, and left this morning to pick up his 4th(2nd 850 T5). He is mad tho, so nothing new there.

Sovande > cmill189 - sans Volvo 10/26/2019 at 06:43

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Dibs. Seriously though, if you sell, give us a shot! 

Snuze: Needs another Swede > cmill189 - sans Volvo 10/28/2019 at 09:54

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Second!  I would also be interested in an R.