Holy Crap

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/24/2019 at 22:58 • Filed to: None

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These people have a guardian angel. Watch the couple pushing the baby stroller from the right. The red light runner was drunk.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > ttyymmnn
10/24/2019 at 23:08

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There are a rather shittily large number of DUIs and red light runners in AZ.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > ttyymmnn
10/24/2019 at 23:15

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The red light runner fled the scene and was followed by a witness. He noticed the guy following him, and attempted to stab him through his window. When the cops showed up they found a loaded gun and spent shell casings in his vehicle. Driver was a felon with open warrants. #westphoenix

And now you know, the rest of the story.

https://www.12news.com/mobile/article/news/local/valley/phoenix-stroller-nearly-hit-pedestrians/75-45e7189a-95fe-4656-9137-63852fb36198


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/24/2019 at 23:57

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No one in Phoenix stops for red lights. I HATE going there. It’s just baffling to me. 


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > ttyymmnn
10/24/2019 at 23:57

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Yup, that looks like Phoenix.

No one stopping for pedestrians, and assholes just blatantly running red lights.

I’m surprised only one person ran the red light. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > DipodomysDeserti
10/25/2019 at 00:09

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What an oxygen thief.

It’s bottom dwellers like him that survive car crashes and don’t get shot by police. 


Kinja'd!!! SHARPSPEED > ttyymmnn
10/25/2019 at 04:17

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Glad they’re okay and all, but I love how they just kinda *nope* on outta there. 


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > ttyymmnn
10/25/2019 at 06:01

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The guy woman in the black car may not have intended to, but at the cost of his h e r own car he s h e sure saved the day.


Kinja'd!!! Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > ttyymmnn
10/25/2019 at 09:29

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Damn, I hate it for the driver of that Chev y Cruze, but holy shit were they in the right place at the right time.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > ttyymmnn
10/25/2019 at 10:38

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Nothing really to add about the crash, I’m just jazzed to see Dikembe’s GEICO commercial again:


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > user314
10/25/2019 at 10:40

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I showed this to my son this morning, and he said that the Dikembe ad was one of the greatest of all time. “Not today!” remains in our family lexicon. 


Kinja'd!!! user314 > ttyymmnn
10/25/2019 at 10:50

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GEICO’s ads have been pretty consistently good, unlike those of certain other insurance companies (lookin’ at you, Progressive) .