Jesse Pinkman is about to be banned in Massachusetts

"marshknute" (marshknute)
10/23/2019 at 08:38 • Filed to: None

The b-word is on the chopping block. Seriously.

Can you imagine Breaking Bad with half of Jesse’s vocabulary bleeped out?

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DISCUSSION (73)

Nibby > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 08:42

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 08:46

That’s getting chopped down by the 1st amendment.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 08:48

Some special snowflake has proposed it. Hasn’t been voted on nor gotten any vocal support. That’s very far from “on the chopping block” . Bitch.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 08:54

What a cunty bunch of twats.

facw > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 08:56

This has no chance of passing, and no chance to survive court review if somehow it did pass.

Ash78, voting early and often > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 08:56

Won’t somebody please think of the upper-class dog breeders?

boredalways > Nibby
10/23/2019 at 08:57

that [Saudi’s] bitch looks like a hairless, sunburned racc oon.

marshknute > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/23/2019 at 08:58

Only if someone challenges it. NYC officially banned “illegals” and “illegal alien.”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1062161

marshknute > facw
10/23/2019 at 09:04

You say that, but NYC officially banned “illegals” and “illegal alien.” Nobody has challenged it ( yet) .

boredalways > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:09

His smile makes you do a double take — not sure if smiling gums or smiling baby teeth.

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:11

So will they deport all of the female dogs in Massachusetts?

ttyymmnn > facw
10/23/2019 at 09:19

With the current Supreme Court, I wouldn’t be so sure.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:19

Can’t go there with my trash mouth then.

That won’t pass though. I really want to know the reasoning behind that.

facw > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:22

That’s part of the New York City Human Rights law, and it doesn’t ban those words, it bans discrimination in housing, employment, and public accommodation based on a whole bunch of factors. There was guidance released that calling someone an “illegal alien” would constitute discrimination in those circumstances, but it’s not a blanket ban, it only applies in those specific contexts. Guidance here: https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/cchr/downloads/pdf/publications/immigration-guidance.pdf

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:29

Another commenter made it clear that what you’re saying is a gross misrepresentation

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/23/2019 at 09:29

Because somebody called the man propo sing it a bitch and it hurt his precious widdle feewings.

Or it’s a very misguided and out-of-touch attempt at fixing gender equality, lik e washing your car in the hopes it’ll fix the rod knock.

fintail > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:34

Just another reason not to deal with MA? :)

Tekamul > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:34

Bish please

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/23/2019 at 09:41

That's what I thought but that's stupid.

Textured Soy Protein > facw
10/23/2019 at 09:48

To be fair, that linked NBC article is kinda crap. From the headline, and most of the article, it seems that NYC banned using the words in any context. Only in the last few paragraphs does it start talking about housing discrimination and it doesn’t really specify that the guidance is specific to housing and other forms of discrimination.

Textured Soy Protein > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 09:49

I find it funny that the state GOP’s response is basically,

“Hey, you people who like calling other people bitches! Let’s go heckle the snowflake who proposed this bill that says you can’t call people bitches anymore! HURR DURR FIRST AMENDMENT FUCK YEAH!”

marshknute > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 09:51

I mean...I don’t disagree with them in this instance...

Bitch

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/23/2019 at 09:53

Many government matters are.

Textured Soy Protein > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 10:00

I agree that making the use of “bitch” a criminal offense is ridiculous. BUT I find t he GOP response reeks of such stereotypical, sneering, toxic masculinity as to be comical.

facw > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 10:11

Yeah, it seems like there was a tweet (now deleted) that spurred a bunch of stories, all from fairly lackluster news organizations eager for those clicks, as opposed to detailed reporting on what exactly the guidance means.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/23/2019 at 10:15

I’ll take severely misguided and out-of-touch for $500 Alex. This should have just died the quiet death it deserved but with today’s clickbait reporting it got the 15 minutes it didn’t deserve.

Kiltedpadre > boredalways
10/23/2019 at 10:20

He looks like someone put a suit on a scarecrow.

and 100 more > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 10:20

^^^ This.

QCGoose > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 10:40

Well ain't that a bitch...

marshknute > Kiltedpadre
10/23/2019 at 10:57

Don’t overthink it. Just smile like a real human to put them at ease!

Kinja'd!!!

Ash78, voting early and often > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 11:10

It’s like some kind of Salem Bitch Hunt!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 11:13

Kinja'd!!!

Hamtractor > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 11:20

There is no such thing as toxic masculinity. It’s the people who use words like toxic masculinity that want to outlaw words a la Orwell that are toxic. It’s not toxic mas culinity, it’s assholes and people who don’t know how to respect other humans. I’m a straight up alpha male, holding hard to words like duty, honor, chivalry, strength, all of those are criteria for the basic view of what is toxic, yet I know how to treat people, I’m a good dude to everybody I meet. Toxic masc ulinity is a term coined by people who hate men. Toxic feminism...

Goggles Pizzano > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 11:22

Kinja'd!!!

Kanaric > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 11:26

Laws like this is only going to cause the police to disproportionately arrest and fine people of color. I never get supposeldy liberal areas of chicago or mass being like this but that’s the way it goes I guess. I’m glad I live out west where that kind of liberal doesn’t exist. I live i n a blue state but this kind of cancer is unthinkable here.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Hamtractor
10/23/2019 at 11:26

I love how triggered alpha males get when anyone dares discuss toxic masculinity, gender equality, etc. Are you sure you know what “strength” means?

Kanaric > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 11:28

Laws like this is only going to cause the police to disproportionately arrest and fine people of color. I never get supposeldy liberal areas of chicago or mass being like this but that’s the way it goes I guess. I’m glad I live out west where that kind of liberal doesn’t exist. I live in a blue state but this kind of cancer is unthinkable here.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 11:30

Oh god, you’ve summoned the #notallmen crowd. Do they have a google deep alert for certain phrases? Let’s try an experiment: woke, feminism, black lives matter, #metoo...

Stef Schrader > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 11:30

LOL at “b-word” in the title.

YOU CANNOT CONTROL MY BUNGHOLE, FOR I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

Kanaric > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 11:32

Northeast democrats “we need to stop the police state, the police disproportionately attack black people”. Also northeast democrats:

That’s all this law will be. Another excuse to harass people on the street. And who are the police going to harass?

Textured Soy Protein > Hamtractor
10/23/2019 at 11:35

There is no such thing as toxic masculinity.

Toxic masculinity exists, and arguing against its existence is a form of toxic masculinity.

It’s the people who use words like toxic masculinity that want to outlaw words a la Orwell that are toxic.

Right before I said the GOP response was an example of toxic masculinity, I said banning the use of “bitch” is ridiculous.

I’m a straight up alpha male, holding hard to words like duty, honor, chivalry, strength, all of those are criteria for the basic view of what is toxic, yet I know how to treat people, I’m a good dude to everybody I meet.

An alpha male is someone who seeks to socially dominate others. If you are trying to dominate people then you are not a “good dude” engaging in “ duty, honor, and chivalry.” If you do not seek to socially dominate others, then you are not an alpha male.

Duty, honor, chivalry and strength are not traits, in and of themselves, that are part of the definition of toxic masculinity.

“Toxic masculinity is thus defined by adherence to traditional male gender roles that restrict the kinds of emotions allowable for boys and men to express , including social expectations that men seek to be dominant (the “ alpha male ”) and limit their emotional range primarily to expressions of anger .”

It is ok to believe in the things you believe in as long as believing in them does not come at the expense of expressing emotions, or leads to behaviors that are harmful to others.

Toxic masculinity is a term coined by people who hate men.

I don’t hate men. I am one. Acknowledging that toxic masculinity exists and trying to avoid it is an act of male self-awareness.

summit1986 > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 11:46

Welllllll.... Dan Hunt is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. He's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Hamtractor > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 12:03

You realize that those who protect the weak and defend the defenseless are almost 100% alpha males, right? Firemen, cops, soldiers, etc... There is literally nothing wrong with having a dominant personality if you don’t misuse it. You know who has dominant personalities, alpha-types? Male and female? Astronauts. Olympians. Racecar drivers. Fighter pilots. Fortune 500 CEOs. Presidents. Legislators. People who demand the best from themselves and strive for greatness. Those same people often inspi re greatness in those around them, and serve their communities and fellow man. Again, people want to erase gender roles, make everybody equal, yet I never see the term “toxic femininity” or perhaps “toxic non-gender specific binaryism”... So there’s nothing really beneficial from using the term toxic masculinity. I have plenty of male self-awareness.

Hamtractor > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/23/2019 at 12:19

Let me see if my take on strength matches up with yours:

1) I am literally strong enough to pick 90% of humans up, over my head, and throw them in a dumpster.

2) I am comfortable with my sexuality, and with that of others, so much so that I used to judge Drag Queen Bingo every Wednesday at the gay bar.

3) I think everybody is entitled to their own version of who they are, what they are and what they think the world looks like.

4) I don’t think anybody has a right to use number 3 to oppress or shame me for MY version.

5) I was a fireman for ten years. I’m a veteran. I serve in several community service organizations. I have issued asskickings to more than one person who was assaulting or committing a crime against another.

6) And my Oppo card is strong as well: My favorite car I ever owned was a 1992 Accord Wagon. I work on my own shit whenever possible. I have built six K5 Blazer rock crawlers. I prefer manual transmissions. I have driven everything from a JDM Skyline (IN Japan, no less) to a 105 foot ladder truck. I can operate heavy machinery.

7) My faith dictates that I love every person, no matter how much or how little they agree with me or my views. Which requires a ton of strength.

So yeah, I’m thinking I’m pretty strong in ways that benefit the worl d around me every day, and I strive to make the world a better place wherever I can on a human interaction level. And I just bench pressed 325 for three clean reps this morning, so I am actually strong by the common definition too.

i86hotdogs > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 12:24

When I first read the article’s title the other day, “bitch” was like the 3rd or 4th word I thought of.

Boobs. Boobs was the first one.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Hamtractor
10/23/2019 at 12:34

Wtf does this have to do with textured soy protein?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 12:34

Kinja'd!!!

Hamtractor > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
10/23/2019 at 12:41

I don’t know, I prefer a blend of whey and casein proteins for getting those GAINZ!

marshknute > i86hotdogs
10/23/2019 at 13:08

I was really confused when Shane Gillis got fired from SNL. They said it’s because of an old video in which he used the c-word to refer to Chinese people, and I had no idea why the ethnicity was important when using the word c** t.

Turns out there was another c-word, “ ch**k, ” used as a derogatory term for Chinese people. Is this common knowledge? I’d never heard of it, and the media was discussing it as if it should be the first word that should come to mind when someone says “ c-word.”

Same for the Top Gear bridge in Burma when they used the word “ slope.” Is that really a derogatory term? Is it a regional thing that doesn’t translate across the pond ? Am I just especially ignorant?

Textured Soy Protein > Hamtractor
10/23/2019 at 13:08

You’re fundamentally misunderstanding what being an alpha means, and also fundamentally misunderstanding the idea of toxic masculinity and what those who point it out are trying to accomplish.

Being an alpha is about establishing dominance over others. Being good at something is not being an alpha .

Toxic masculinity is the idea that men, in trying to fit in to traditional gender norms, neglect their emotions, and others’ emotions, to the point that they harm themselves and others.

Pointing out someone’s words or actions as toxic masculinity is not the same as claiming that all male-ness is somehow bad or that there are no differences between genders.

Why do you feel so threatened by this concept?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 13:44

I’ve heard the c-work and s-word you are referring to. And a ton of others. I grew up in a part of the country with a colorful vocabularly for people not like us (i.e. whites ).

Sammyno55 > Ash78, voting early and often
10/23/2019 at 14:09

How are the Massholes going to watch the Westminster Kennel club show after the parade on Thanksgiving? If they can't show half the dogs?

Hamtractor > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 14:18

Bei ng an alpha isn’t necessarily about ESTABLISHING dominance. Most alphas are “dominant” by default due to a combination of any number of factors, such as drive, intelligence, physical size and strength, skill level, etc. That’s how I see it any way, being a bully or an asshole doesn’t make one alpha.

I’m not threatened by the term toxic masculinity, it pisses me off because no matter how you color it otherwise, it is, in my experience, used as a catch-all term used by folks with an ideology that revolves around attacking everything I happen to like. Toxic masculinity is a term used by leftists and loons to marginalize and denigrate people who don’t agree with them on a million issues. Don’t like abortion? Toxic masculinity. Don’t like Obamacare? Toxic masculinity. Lean conservative? Toxic masculinity. Pro 2A? Toxic masculinity. It’s just like calling everybody a racist or a Nazi. Eventually, the weight of the word loses it’s meaning and the actual racists, Nazi’s and douchebag alphas get a pass because nobody believes that shit is legit when you call somebody a Nazi because they are opposed to whatever your pet cause is...

Hamtractor > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/23/2019 at 14:20

Only bitches use the word triggered. :)

Textured Soy Protein > Hamtractor
10/23/2019 at 14:48

I’m not going to go around in circles with you anymore about whether toxic masculinity is a thing. It exists. It is well defined. That people say it more than you like has nothing to do with me. T he specific words of the Massachusetts GOP statement were a textbook example of toxic masculinity.

Chariotoflove > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 15:13

“ Chink” is a very old slur that you hardly ever hear anymore. I’m not surprised you’re not familiar with it. Racial slurs never have an expiration date though. To this day, I have never heard of “slope” outside of the Top Gear story. I just assumed it was an old British usage.

OPPOsaurus WRX > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 16:27

Hamtractor > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 16:37

Fair enough good sir, agree to disagree. In all sincerity, THANK YOU for the most civil discussion I have ever had on the subject. I may disagree with you on this, but I like the cut of your jib...

T5Killer > Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/23/2019 at 17:45

I have heard both slurs growing up. Sadly some of the older folks in my family knew all the slurs for everyone not H ispanic.

Chadatya > Chariotoflove
10/23/2019 at 17:58

It is surprising to me that you’ve never heard the ck word still would not describe you as ignorant because of it, e specially ignorant is how I would describe folks who use those words when referring to asians or people of Asian descent.

The first and really only time I remember the S word is from the karate kid, John Kreese uses it to refer to Mr Miya gi maybe in part 3, I’m not really sure. It could of been Terry Silver now that I’m thinking about it.

DL LeVACK > marshknute
10/23/2019 at 18:17

Republicans tried to ban all kinds of things they felt were immoral in the 80s and early 90s. ::shrug::

DL LeVACK > Chariotoflove
10/23/2019 at 18:20

If you’re white you’ve heard other young white boys call people gook, chink, sand-n****r, towel head, slant eyes, on and on. Hasn’t gone away.

Chariotoflove > Chadatya
10/23/2019 at 20:07

I have heard it, as I wrote above. I was just telling marshknute that I wasn’t surprised to hear he had not. I think it is an older slur that has gone out of style. Would that all racial slurs would “go out of style” while we’re at it.

Chariotoflove > DL LeVACK
10/23/2019 at 20:09

No, it hasn’t gone away, unfortunately. But some slurs fall into relative disuse. Sadly, others tend to take their place. Racists will always find a vocabulary to express their views.

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 20:48

Those damned Republicans and their support for...checks notes...free speech.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Goggles Pizzano
10/23/2019 at 21:42

This was on Best of the Worst, but I’m blanking on the movie

F U man > Textured Soy Protein
10/23/2019 at 22:11

I can see where the soy influence originates

Getoveritalready666 > marshknute
10/24/2019 at 03:54

The first time I heard the term wet back was when a Venezuelan told me people called her that ..I was very confused and 13 ..I had never heard it and was taught better than to use those racial slurs now the word bitch amd c*nt yep use those daily..anyway I grew up in a all white southern town so i can attest to the fact racism is learned behavior..my parents taught me better and even when in private it’s still best to set an example on how to treat others in public..what bothers me is seeing Lebron turn his back on people in Hong Kong..just think we are supposed to support his freedoms whole he says they should be denied theirs ..since when is freedom a black or white issue and imagine if noone fought for his freedom

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein
10/24/2019 at 08:15

That's more or less the GOP response to everything.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Hamtractor
10/24/2019 at 09:14

I r eally appreciate strength #7.

Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden
10/24/2019 at 10:40

It is possible to support free speech without being an asshole.

Textured Soy Protein > marshknute
10/24/2019 at 11:02

What’s confusing? This isn’t some “old video” he was fired for. He used both used the racial slurs you’re not familiar with, and homophobic slurs that hopefully you are familiar with, on his own damn podcast, in September 2018 .

Textured Soy Protein > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/24/2019 at 11:05

I’m in the #allmenaredirtbags crowd so they can come get some.