But...Why?

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
10/18/2019 at 12:55 • Filed to: None

Isn’t it just two parts semi-watered down shitty american beer and one part extra water, with a dash of urine?

DISCUSSION (28)

Wacko > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:00

the secret ingredient is pee

Manny05x > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:03

Satan’s taint with a splash of ass sweat.

lone_liberal > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:06

There was a time and place that Bud Light was my (and most other people who lived there’s) beer of choice. Of course that was in the late 80s on an isolated equatorial coral atoll and Bud Light had the distinction of being less skunky tasting than the other beers available probably due to its high level of preservatives. The only other beer that was even drinkable was San Miguel from the Philippines but that beer had some interesting qualities like the percent alcohol from one bottle to the next could vary widely. Picking a bottle from the case was like roulette.

For Sweden > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:07

Budweiser is better than Carlsberg

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > lone_liberal
10/18/2019 at 13:10

That must have been both a beautiful and exceedingly boring time in your life.

Cash Rewards > Wacko
10/18/2019 at 13:11

Needs more dog

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:11

Somebody must have seen the budlite truck parked outside the bathroom at the local bar and put two and two together.

Bo Knows > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:11

Subtract the one part extra water and ta-da! Bud Heavy

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:12

Let’s be fair, I’d likely steal the recipe if given the opportunity. Not due to any worth, but simply because #YOLO.

lone_liberal > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/18/2019 at 13:16

Let’s just say there was a lot of drinking. I mean massive amounts of drinking. After that college seemed incredibly tame.

fhrblig > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:28

BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT MADE WITH CORN SYRUP HURR DURR

Svend > For Sweden
10/18/2019 at 13:31

Lol. Your funny.

It’s not even better than the pre-Pilsner beer that even Carlsberg admitted wasn’t great.

C arlsberg Export was slightly better again and I Carlsberg Special Brew.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bo Knows
10/18/2019 at 13:31

Also ach iev ed by substituting water with deuterium.

For Sweden > lone_liberal
10/18/2019 at 13:33

Wake is great!

Svend > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:33

Are we still even calli ng Budweiser beer!?

Only good Budweiser is the proper Czechia Budvar Budwesier.

lone_liberal > For Sweden
10/18/2019 at 13:37

Diego Garcia!!! Same principle, different ocean.

Kinja'd!!!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:51

Isn’t it technically Belgian beer now? ;)

McMike > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/18/2019 at 13:59

Only if you can sell it for $10/case.

It’s going to take more than “It tastes just like BL for BL drinkers to jump ship.

66P1800inpieces > lone_liberal
10/18/2019 at 14:26

And you were paid to be there? That sounds awesome!

66P1800inpieces > Svend
10/18/2019 at 14:31

Had so much good beer in the Czechia. Forget about the name brands, some seriously good brew pubs are popping up . Fully endorse Solnice in C eské B udjovice
C https://www.restauracesolnice.cz/ . Food was good too. I think they pipe in the beer from the main brew house across the street.

Kinja'd!!!