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"Snuze: Needs another Swede" (markg) 10/17/2019 at 18:57 • Filed to: None

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This is currently parked outside the local watering hole. I think they're early for Katie’s Cars n Coffee.

CB > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/17/2019 at 19:03

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You think something that expensive would have something to help with parking.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/17/2019 at 19:13

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strange BMW

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/17/2019 at 19:14

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Parked like a douc he, too. Normally I try for the be excellent to each other thing, but I would be really tempted to park about half an inch off the rear corner of that FF and exit via my passenger door.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > CB 10/17/2019 at 19:18

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I’m trying hard to reserve judgement on this one because this lot sucks - the spots are very narrow and EVERYONE parks like an asshole here, because its GF and everyone is an entitled douche- canoe.

Im not saying this person isnt, but its just as likely someone before them caused them to have to park like this. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/17/2019 at 19:20

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The sad part is that you could squeeze in there, swing your door open and ding the shit out of it, and they would probably just trade it and buy another in a different color. They’re obviously not on the enthusiast  end of the spectrum, it’s just a show of wealth.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 10/17/2019 at 19:20

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The argument they usually give is that if they park crooked over two spaces like that nobody can park next to them.

Which is true, I’ve been deliberately parked next to in ridiculous faraway spots where I wasn’t bothering anyone else, and was in the lines....

That being said, if you do it that close to a storefront you’re basically asking for retribution, but I suppose they can afford to get their tires unslashed on the regular. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 10/17/2019 at 19:20

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I blame it on the Nissan to it’s left, totally on the line. Dude has to open their doors.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 10/17/2019 at 19:21

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For what its worth, this parking lot sucks and its GF so everyone here parks like a douche. Theres a 50/50 chance th ey did this on purpose or had someone else before him parked like an ass that caused them to have to park like this. Im not happy to admit it but Ive had to park like this, too, or close to it, to get a space here, because of parking like that .

I guess its a bit of a chicken and egg problem.  

Snuze: Needs another Swede > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 10/17/2019 at 19:25

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I wouldn’t be so quick to judge. This is a shitty lot to park in (see my other replies). But maybe they are the douche, who knows, 50/50 chance.

Mainly I was excited because its a cool car, I love the FF.  

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/17/2019 at 19:26

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Ive mentioned this in a few replies, its a shitty lot so Im willing to give the benefit of the doubt on this one. 

Snuze: Needs another Swede > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 10/17/2019 at 19:27

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Note the Nissan to their left. Ive said to others, its a shitty lot.  And honestly Ive seen way worse parking here from significantly cheaper cars. 

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 10/17/2019 at 19:33

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I wouldn’t be so sure. The FF is an old Ferrari now which already has a replacement. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/17/2019 at 19:39

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It’s a $300,000.00 car whose value will plummet if you look at it sternly. I’d figure a person who values such a thing wouldn’t intentionally put it in harms way for nothing. You’d think they’d specifically avoid known “bad” parking lots because they spent over 1 /4mil on the thing.

Half the Ferrari owners out there never take theirs out of their hermetically sealed bubbles, which is perhaps just as bad, but c’mon. I give my $3000 beaters more respect.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/17/2019 at 19:42

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Probably why they’re out there hunting for door scraped bumpers and door dings. Excuse to upgrade. ;)

Snuze: Needs another Swede > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 10/17/2019 at 19:45

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Counterpoint: he’s out here driving it, even to known, bad parking lots.

My  point is maybe he parked like a douche on purpose, but maybe he didn’t. Case in point, see the Nissan next to him who is on the line. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/17/2019 at 20:29

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Maybe he  was a trophy wife who doesn’t care about the value of a dollar.