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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/17/2019 at 15:16 • Filed to: None

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:23

neither....i dont have either them around here

*huffs*

WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:24

Chipotle has better salsa so it wins.

However, good local joints blow both out of the water. It’s not even a competition.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:24

Kinja'd!!!

In all seriousness Moe’s has way more offerings. Chipotle seems so limited and it all tastes the same to me. Moes > Qdoba > Chipotle > Taco Bell

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:25

Qdoba. Their new menu is much improved. They have Tortilla soup that Chipotle doesn’t have and I love it.

Your boy, BJR > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:26

Qdoba all the way. They have the advantage of not completely c oating everything in cilantro, as well as having Coca Cola freestyle machines. Their seasoned rice is being banging, their cheese blend is great, and their queso is way better than Chipotle’s. I’ll eat and enjoy both, burn qdoba has much heart.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:26

Qboda is like a Chipotle knockoff with food that isn’t as good for prices higher. That said, I got a burrito from a local place. My stomach is still feeling the weapon of hunger destruction an hour later.

CalzoneGolem > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:27

Qdoba has way better queso.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:27

Chipotle. Qd oba is just bland.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:27

Neither.

#FoodHatesMe

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:28

Chipotle, though adobe does offer quesadillas and used to have corona

nerd_racing > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:28

Moe’s.

Kinja'd!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/17/2019 at 15:28

Never heard of Moe’s

Spanfeller is a twat > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:29

Local joints are probably better

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:29

Qdoba. Largely for the queso.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > WilliamsSW
10/17/2019 at 15:29

Oh yeah I’d take a small Mexican joint over then if I have the time.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:29

Has Qdoba had wides pread and repeated norovirus outbreaks traced back to them? I’ve never had either,and probably won’t ever wander into a Chipotle in the near future , so probably Qdoba,

MrDakka > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/17/2019 at 15:32

Laughs in freedom tacos

jimz > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:32

I’ve only been to Qdoba a couple of times. I don’t care for it; their food is mostly enormous gut bombs. I can’t eat even half of one in a sitting, and they just don’t keep very well for later reheating.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:32

The shear thought of going to a chain for mexican food here in socal seems offensive to me lol. But a burrito is by far my favorite airport food when I can find one and will gladly go to a Qdoba to get one. The nice thing about burritos in airports is that they usually serve lunch burritos even if its breakfast time. I dont want damn microwaved eggs in a tortilla, id rather have meats! I havent seen a Chipotle in an airport so thats the only reason for my preference.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:35

I live in NJ, there are taco places every other store between the nail salons and pizza places

facw > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/17/2019 at 15:35

I’m honestly surprised Chipotle doesn’t have a presence in the Netherlands. They have restaurants in London, it doesn’t feel like it would be out of place to have a few in Amsterdam if nothing else.

Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:36

Did not know Q doba was still around, but at Chipotle:

bowl, brown rice, black beans, chicken, veggies, cheese, corn, lettuce, soder

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:36

I’ve been to Chipotle loads of times and they’re not as good as they used to be, what with the E Coli scares, the steak transition to sou vide instead of fresh preparation, and constant lack of awareness that their customers have only when they are ordering in front of me and have no idea what they want when I can get in and out with out a prepaid online order in 2.5 minutes off peak. I love their cilantro rice and black bean combo so that’s why I go.

I went to Qdoba once and I couldn’t see what the fuss was about. The assembly line was slow and indifferent, the ingredients inconsistently cooked, and the queso sauce was fine but I didn’t really want it. To be fair, Chipotle’s is worse.

Should I try again?

Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:37

Not a fan, it’s the Tostitos of mexican restaurants

Snuze: Needs another Swede > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:37

w ould be the correct answer for “best chain fastfood mexican ”. Specificially the fire girlled steak burrito, enchillada style:

But if I have the time to sit down somewhere, I’m going to El Tios (local jam). Their lechoncito al horno is awesome , steak burritos are great, and the margaritas are the size of my head. I may eat there enough to be on a first name basis with most of the staff (including the owner).

DC/NoVA O ppos, get on this! They are in Haymarket, McLean, Falls Church, DC proper, and my homebase, Great Falls, in the Safeway shopping center across the road from Katie’ s.

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:39

I would enjoy a small Mexican joint right about now.....

Pickup_man > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:40

Qdoba hands down. Mostly because we have no Chipotles here and Qdoba has Ancho Chilli BBQ. I’ve had Chipotle once, it was good but not really memorable. I do remember that feeling of new restaurant menu terror though as I hadn’t even been there before and there were people behind me.

There is also Panchero’s which is good, and there might be a Moe’s here? IDK, never been there.

Edit: We used to have a Moe’s, but it closed down suddenly and unexpectedly.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn
10/17/2019 at 15:41

haveacarortwoorthree2 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/17/2019 at 15:47

You underestimate the cheap deliciousness of Taco Bell!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > facw
10/17/2019 at 15:50

apparently there is at least one in amsterdam now

but doesnt help me here up north....where the air is thin (8 meters above sea level biatch!)

smobgirl > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/17/2019 at 16:05

I had Moes in Florida last week. I usually love them but the food at this one was godawful.

smobgirl > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 16:06

Qdoba nachos, chips on the side.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Tripper
10/17/2019 at 16:14

They got a crazy amount of VC money when chipotle had the E. coli scare in 2017

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 16:16

Neither, for the love of humanity, neither.

TrickJos > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 16:30

Chipotle for sure. I’ve been to Qdoba twice and was severely disappointed both times.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 16:47

Moes > those two, that said the local place gets my business unless I”m traveling and which case Moes is one of our go to road trip stops for family road trips as my kids love Moes so its a win win for us.

I haven’t eaten at Qdoba since they redid their menu but my students are clearly divided in the above Qdoba vs. Chipotle debate.

i86hotdogs > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 16:52

I swear I cannot tell the difference in taste or quality between the two except for the better queso at Qdoba. Depends on the convenience and cost. The Qdoba in my college town did $5 burrito and drink every Wednesday. Two of those would hit the spot. There are a lot more Chipotle’s near me, so they currently have the advantage.

Side note, has anyone heard someone pronounce it “Kwa-do-ba”? I have a friend who does and it drives me nuts.

t0ast > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 16:52

Hard to justify either one even in KC when local places like Burrito Bros and Panchos stomp both. The former is a similar format to Chipotle, trading some variety for MUCH better quality. The later is legitimately close to being SoCal good.

nermal > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
10/17/2019 at 17:47

The added danger makes it taste better!

nermal > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 17:49

It really grinds my gears when they ask “W hat kinda protein would you like?” when building my burrito.

I don’t want protein, I want meat. I don’t care about the tofu dorks that are offended by the thought of meat. The only reason the tofu is in any way palatable is that it’s cooked on the same grilles as the meat, and gets the inevitable meat residue on it.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 18:27

Qdoba fo suuuure!

Tristan > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/17/2019 at 20:37

I fell in love with Moe’s when I lived in Florida, and I was so happy there was a Moe’s right down the road from me when I moved to Oregon- and it was the only one in the PNW!

Shortly after moving here, they shut their doors with no warning or explanation. That one still hurts. :’(

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 21:06

Taqueria or Burrito Boyz or GTFAC

Manny05x > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 21:21

Buy tortilla make tacos yourself.

ceanderson920 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 21:55

Out those two I would go for Qdoba. But what is better than both Qdoba and Chipotle is Pancheros. They recently came to South Dakota and they blow all of the other fast food Tex mex places out of the water. They use fresh pressed tortillas, which i think is the most important part of a good buritto. They also mix everything up before they roll it up, so you wont have one bite of nothing but rice or sour cream. They are all over the midwest but mostly in Iowa, if you ever get a chance give them a try you wont be dissapointed.

Kinja'd!!!

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 22:34

Qdoba. All the Chipotles around here burn the crap out of their meats and Qdoba steams their tortillas so that they're less like to break.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/17/2019 at 23:40

Kinja'd!!!

there is one in Frankfurt. i thought it was funny so I snapped a pic

Censored > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/18/2019 at 11:09

The question here really is is do you feel lucky? I mean do you feel like you can beat listeria?

Qdoba all the way.