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Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
10/16/2019 at 16:10 • Filed to: None

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Saw this a few days ago and forgot to post. What we have here is a gentleman who drives a not cheap vehicle. Said person was driving said vehicle in the rain. It had been raining steadily all morning/afternoon and was forecast to continue into the night. Why is this relevant? Because, exhibit A shows him getting gas station paper towels, you know, the not so soft ones that are in the garbage can/window squeegee dispenser.

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Exhibit A

Exhibit B shows the guy continuing to wipe down his car with them. He had clearly started before we pulled up and continued all while we pumped gas, and was still at it when we left.

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Exhibit B - granted you can’t see him doing the deed, but trust me, he was. I didn’t want to keep snapping pics.

Yep, he was wiping down his entire Bentley with those awful paper towels, in a rain storm, while it was still raining, and was going to continue to rain into the night. Not just a spot on the window. Not wiping something from the inside real quick. The exterior in it s entirety.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/16/2019 at 16:25

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Did it look like he had a coating or PPF on it? I can scrape the shit out of my PPF cause it’s one of those self healing things (within limits.) Otherwise the guy’s a few cans short of a six pack 


Kinja'd!!! MoCamino > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/16/2019 at 16:27

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He deserves the scratches he left in his paint.  


Kinja'd!!! someoneatacura > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/16/2019 at 16:31

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I think he’s probably the driver, not the owner. Bentley owners don’t pump their own gas (or tidy up for that matter).

EDIT: And yeah, that car will either be booked in for a paint correction, or just trashed like most cars like that are. To some people, even a Bentley is an appliance.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/16/2019 at 16:35

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This way he doesn’t have to use his hose and his towels to clean it!


Kinja'd!!! MrSnrub > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/16/2019 at 16:38

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Money can’t buy brains


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/16/2019 at 16:42

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I wasn’t close enough to really see any coating or anything. I’m guessing no.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/16/2019 at 17:51

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I’ve seen my neighbour shovel 4 times on a day when it didn’t snow. (after we all agreed to keep the crazy on the inside of our heads)  But that didn’t hurt the driveway this probably scratched the fuck out his paint.  (Bentley paint is made from the tears of the poors)