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"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 10/11/2019 at 15:54 • Filed to: None

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Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm were driving along when a cop pulls them over.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.

The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

HammerheadFistpunch > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:00

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I get those jokes, but I don’t know if that’ s awesome or sad.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > HammerheadFistpunch 10/11/2019 at 16:04

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I vote for awesome 

vondon302 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:13

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VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:22

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I’ve heard this one many times but it’s still pretty clever to me. 

jimz > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:25

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Meanwhile Pauli is off in the corner feeling left out.

Chariotoflove > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:26

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That was fantastic. You win Friday.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 10/11/2019 at 16:27

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Yeah, it’s an oldie, I will admit that . But I still cr ack up at the Schrodinger line years after first hearing this joke.

and 100 more > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:44

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VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:51

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I dunno why, but I love the “Ohm resists.” very casual and I like the contrast on the final punchline. 

facw > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/11/2019 at 16:58

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On a more serious note, for anyone who hasn’t read it, I recommend checking out this book excerpt at Deadspin about former MLB catcher Moe Berg being sent to assassinate Werner Heisenberg in Switzerland during WWII:

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DipodomysDeserti > jimz 10/11/2019 at 17:15

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Pauli is always hanging out with his spin partner. It’s Hund who’s off in his own orbital.