"I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa)
10/08/2019 at 20:22 • Filed to: Shitbox

Stop shitbox shaming me!

“This car must be nice when it’s not raining” got me right in the old car feels. Damn this is accurate

OmerCarrothers333 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
10/08/2019 at 20:35

It’s not that I’m anti-shitbox, it’s just that I’ve owned GM cars from the 80s.

Kinja'd!!!

No, thanks.

For my car “Why don’t the windsheild wipers work” = “Just go faster.”

Tekamul > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
10/08/2019 at 21:14

“Why do you have to keep it revved to 2000 whenever you come to a stop?” <> “You have very good throttle control”

wafflesnfalafel > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
10/08/2019 at 21:23

Holy shit true

SiennaMan > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
10/08/2019 at 21:28

I had one like that.. a lovely shade of brown, now that I think back..

just-a-scratch > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
10/08/2019 at 23:08

Instead of: I hop e you didn’t actually pay for this rolling trash heap.

Say: You must have saved so much money buying this.

facw > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/09/2019 at 00:16

The Forte’s too new to get these complaints. Neglect it for a decade and then it might fit right in.

Kinja'd!!!

This hits most of the points

facw > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/09/2019 at 11:25

Ah, but that’s a classic not a shitbox. Any failings it may have are just interesting quirks.