"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
10/06/2019 at 01:45 • Filed to: None | 3 | 8 |
I was headed over to the marine supply store today to get some fuel hose for the Exocet when I came upon a car that had driven in from Mexico. It was a Dodge Attitude.
At first, I thought I was looking at a Mitsubishi Mirage, then I saw the weirdly squished-in D odge grill. Upon some research, I wasn’t wrong - it’s a rebadged Mitsubishi Mirage G4 . One might say that did, in fact, see a mirage!
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The elderly performance... yeah, that’s pretty accurate. However, part of me still really wants to do a face swap on a Mirage now.
MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 02:14 | 1 |
Just another reason Mexico is awesome
Spanfeller is a twat
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 02:19 | 2 |
The translation should ready “the highest fuel economy performance”
It confused the use of “mayor” as it meaning someone elderly...
Nick Has an Exocet
> Spanfeller is a twat
10/06/2019 at 02:38 | 4 |
Hah, I still really like The Elderly Performance. Though I’m kind of glad they aren’t trying to sell it on the merits of geriatric performance.
Alfalfa
> Spanfeller is a twat
10/06/2019 at 03:07 | 3 |
And this, children, is an example of why human translators are still necessary in the world of Google translate.
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 06:37 | 0 |
Yup! Earlier Dodge Attitudes were Hyundai Accents rebadged in an even more lazy manner!
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/rallydarkstrikes-fascia-design-guide-you-never-asked-fo-1823827426
fhrblig
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 09:34 | 1 |
The specific attitude they’re referring to is ‘indifference’.
ranwhenparked
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 10:03 | 1 |
Still better than the small cars Dodge sells in the US.
AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 10:05 | 0 |
You should face swap a mirage. Then go troll Mopar meets. Tell them it’s turboed and point to the alternator if they ask for proof.