Dodge....Attitude? "The Elderly Performance"

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
10/06/2019 at 01:45 • Filed to: None

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I was headed over to the marine supply store today to get some fuel hose for the Exocet when I came upon a car that had driven in from Mexico. It was a Dodge Attitude.

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At first, I thought I was looking at a Mitsubishi Mirage, then I saw the weirdly squished-in D odge grill. Upon some research, I wasn’t wrong - it’s a rebadged Mitsubishi Mirage G4 . One might say that did, in fact, see a mirage!

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The elderly performance... yeah, that’s pretty accurate. However, part of me still really wants to do a face swap on a Mirage now.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 02:14

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Just another reason Mexico is awesome 


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 02:19

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The translation should ready “the highest fuel economy performance”

It confused the use of “mayor” as it meaning someone elderly...


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Spanfeller is a twat
10/06/2019 at 02:38

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Hah, I still really like The Elderly Performance. Though I’m kind of glad they aren’t trying to sell it on the merits of geriatric performance. 


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Spanfeller is a twat
10/06/2019 at 03:07

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And this, children, is an example of why human translators are still necessary in the world of Google translate.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 06:37

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Yup! Earlier Dodge Attitudes were Hyundai Accents rebadged in an even more lazy manner!

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/rallydarkstrikes-fascia-design-guide-you-never-asked-fo-1823827426


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 09:34

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The specific attitude they’re referring to is ‘indifference’.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 10:03

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Still better than the small cars Dodge sells in the US. 


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Nick Has an Exocet
10/06/2019 at 10:05

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You should face swap a mirage. Then go troll Mopar meets. Tell them it’s turboed and point to the alternator if they ask for proof.