Mid Life Crisis Much?

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/03/2019 at 15:34 • Filed to: None

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Every time I see this car it has more things stuck to it. It started with just the stripe in the hood but has gone out of control. You’d guys it’s owned by a clueless 17 year old kid. But you’d be wrong it’s owned by a 60-70 year old man.

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If you can’t read it the sticker on the front bumper says “Never Satisfied” like you’re probably not satisfied because you bought a non turbo Subaru.


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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/03/2019 at 15:39

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Haha, wtf?


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/03/2019 at 15:43

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Lost it at the handicapped hang tag.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/03/2019 at 15:45

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LOL! This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Hopefully it’s all a big joke to annoy his grandkids.

He really needs to replicate this as closely, and as cheaply/shoddily, as possible.

Leaving all the existing stickers in place, of course.

IKEA shelves work great for lips & spoilers.

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Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/03/2019 at 15:56

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On the bright side, that’s the cheapest mid-life crisis in the history of MLC’s.

He saved $50k  off the standard Vette/Porsche/2 yr lease on an apartment for the sugar baby.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/03/2019 at 16:14

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I have bad news for you if you think 60-70 is “mid-life.”


Kinja'd!!! Norton15890 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/03/2019 at 16:34

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If it is a Subaru, it is mid life crisis. This car non-modded is not very great at track, and revs to 7k rpm only. Not that much jap cars are that great track day machines either but a Subaru made to stand out is even less so.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/03/2019 at 16:46

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:)   heh, that might be me...  (I do try to keep mine tasteful... and it has a real intercooler scoop.)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > RPM esq.
10/03/2019 at 17:36

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He’s a late bloomer