I found the truck

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/02/2019 at 17:13 • Filed to: The avalanche is in a river

It is in the river..

vicali > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2019 at 17:23

J ust killing some fish habitat, BRB..

NKato > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2019 at 17:25

This is your actual truck, or is this satire.

Yes.

Wait...I am confused...do you actually have an Avalanche that was stolen, or are we making fun of the picture used in that police report? :P

Item B. I changed the tag, so you all don’t get on me for buying the best chevy ever made.

Some of this water comes from Canada, do your part!

This will spice up the next blotter.

I’m behind the ball, there have been several released recently. They are good too.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2019 at 17:48

Your sheriff is also your coroner? Convenient.

Gotcha. :P

It is an odd picture to use, sure, but I bet it’s the only one the owner had maybe, lol

vicali > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2019 at 18:18

I already peed in it.

Cash Rewards > Chariotoflove
10/02/2019 at 19:30

Hmmm. If I was a town coroner, a murder spree would be so simple! Be right back...

functionoverfashion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/03/2019 at 11:51

See, you’re supposed to put the BOAT in the water, and keep the truck on land.

Problem solved.