![]() 01/23/2019 at 12:48 • Filed to: Amazon, Praise Bezos | ![]() | ![]() |
Thank you Jeff!
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Vandalized by neighborhood teens in 3...2...1...
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Not everyone lives in Philadelphia
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yep... thats never gonna work as long as we have people
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:00 |
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Im not going to lie, if I saw one of those slowly whirring down my street i would 100% get on top of it for a ride.
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:02 |
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Your robot will arrive between 12 and 4. Please make sure an adult is present and able to sign for delivery.
Thanks, Wall* e. Sure hope you can carry my new metal lathe on your own
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:03 |
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If my car is broken down and I need a particular part to fix it, I’ll be at home between 12 and 4.
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:13 |
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unless you have another car to use
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:15 |
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Oh man, that thing is hot garbage.
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Not only that, but who gets packages that small? Is it deployed from a truck? Wh a t prevents someone from pilfering my package because the dumb little robot opened it’s lid and it had more than one package? Are we to believe this only carries one tiny ass package and needs a refill?
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:18 |
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I need to get drunk and get two Roomba’s........
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:23 |
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Or wait for the cute robot.
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:23 |
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how so
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With all the porch bandit nonsense these things would absolutely get stolen on a regular basis
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:26 |
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Do you really want me to go off on a tirade and list all the reasons.......because I will?
![]() 01/23/2019 at 13:26 |
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Install GPS
Go fishing for bandits
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RIP Kiwibot :(
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Better be like a super model cute robot...willing to spend an a ft ernoon with me or else I ain’t waiting.
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a tech savv y hoodlem could strip it for parts in an ally way and throw everything they want into a stolen minivan in about 5 m inutes.
![]() 01/23/2019 at 23:55 |
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Here’s some other reasons it’s garbage:
It’s going to get stolen like no tomorrow. It will get vandalized. What happens when it gets hit by a car backing out of the driveway? How are people going to walk down the sidewalk when the thing dominates the entire sidewalk? What is the point of this if I have to be home to retrieve the package? Also if it needs to be deployed near a delivery site then why not just have a person deliver it? I’d rather have a drone drop my package in my backyard so it is hidden from thieves and it doesn’t clog up the streets. If you need to move these near a delivery site to deploy then you’d end up wasting more space that could be used for actual packages.