Oppo. 

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 01/16/2019 at 21:04 • Filed to: None

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You get to gift a perfect copy of your cars to another member here. Each car can go to a different person, if you have multiple. Who do you choose and why?

MM54, you need a Miata in your life. I bet the Rx7 would appreciate the company. And yes, I know all about that Turrible, Turrible salt stuff you’ve got over their, but I’ve got an idea. You devise some sort of moisture collecting apparatus at the front of the car, and attach a series of tubes that will constantly spray the underside to keep the salt off, and the rust monster at bay. Questionable? B elieve me when I say, this Miata was built on questionable ideas. Where else will you find a rally-ish Miata on top-of-the-line track suspension, with a custom sound system and 100lbs of sound deadening? A Miata that’s been daily-driven without a fan, high-centered on a mountain-top in the middle of a night blizzard, and used to tow out stuck Subarus? Nowhere else. That’s where.

Hondoyota Carbro, I’ve got a Volvo with your name on it. Speaking of names, I have no idea if I got yours right. I internally refer to you as “not The Hondabro”. Anyways, I think a high-strung heavily-modified Volvo wagon would make a great first car. It’s an old beat up Volvo station wagon, so most people will instantly hate it. Good, you don’t need those people in your life. It’s going to be broken 90% of the time so you can focus on more important things like studying, all while learning valuable money-saving skills; such as blind panic, selling off your stuff, and insurance fraud. And lastly.... While it’s pretty dang fast, even by today’s standards, it’s quite safe! First vehicle fitted with side impact airbags. Boom. Screenshot that and send it to your insurance agent. If they charge you more than tree-fiddy a month, screw ‘em. Don’t let the man get you down, brother. *shotguns a bud light*

wafflesnfalafel > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:09

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you get my WRX, Zoidberg get my wife’s FlosBleck.  

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:11

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I’ll give you a ‘69 Vette with the stipulation that it lives life as a #rallyvette

I’ll give shop teacher a Toyota Matrix for his rally cross endeavors

And lastly I think I’ll give long voyager the 93 f150 since he appreciates the 90s and would be able to repair the cancer

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:12

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Kia Forte and you. Time to learn all cars are not fun, manual or not

Fiesta ST - Zoidberg, I want him to know other brands than Toyota exist

CX-3... Goggles Pizzano (so he can keep his Volvo pristine)

truck - shopteacher, seems like he’d appreciate it, but I strongly suspect he’d sell it for a GMC

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:12

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ISF to Zoidberg

LS400 to Zoidberg

RX350 to Zoidberg

You’re welcome Zoidberg.

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/16/2019 at 21:14

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When Secret Senna was announced, the very first thing I did was look up “Kia Forte turbo kit”

I'd turn it into the ultimate troll-mobile 

AestheticsInMotion > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/16/2019 at 21:14

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I like all of these choices

AestheticsInMotion > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/16/2019 at 21:15

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*Divorce to Zoidberg

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/16/2019 at 21:15

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 21:17

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I figured you would appreciate all the big Lexus V8s and the big comfy version of your Vibe

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:18

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My wife would be so mad if I got rid of her RX. I’ve been trying to convince her that she needs a Macan in a couple years but she likes her RX so much.

AestheticsInMotion > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/16/2019 at 21:20

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Keep working on her. Those Macans are niiiiice places to be

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:20

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Follow trail of head gaskets gets my Outback.

Carsoffortelangly gets the 2006 mazda3 because it’s way better than a Kia Forte 

Who wants a 1990 Isuzu 4x4 pickup?

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/16/2019 at 21:21

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Oh and oddly enough, I learned the “manual cars can be bad” lesson with.... Wait for it... A Mazda3 of all things :(

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://oppositelock.kinja.com/mazda3-review-a-heavenly-journey-1797175839/amp&ved=2ahUKEwj6raDt4PPfAhXHHTQIHTIuB8AQFjABegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw2nCVEDom5MF82jXiDXAmYi&cf=1

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:22

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I like them a lot. I think she is most worred about A) damaging it and B) fitting our 70 and 80lb dogs behind the rear seat. A Cayenne might be cheaper and the answer.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/16/2019 at 21:22

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Me

Tristan > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:22

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Jordan gets my GLI, because it’s plaid and not perpetually suck at the dealership.

Shop Teacher gets my Suburban, just cause he likes it.

Everyone gets a copy of my XJ, because everyone needs an XJ.

dogisbadob > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:24

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I’d give my rusty 4th gen Maxima (really an I30) to one of those spambots. Sorry, but it really is a rusty POS. When I say rust, I mean lots of visible rust even if not quite on par with a Mazda3, for example

Or maybe shop-teacher can have it so it can be like a detention/ISS assignment for the bad kids.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:25

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I give my TSX to interstate366 because we have a mutual  love for fancy Hondas

AestheticsInMotion > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/16/2019 at 21:26

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How bout the wagon? 

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:27

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Panamera?

404 - User No Longer Available > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:28

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I know CaptDale always wanted a Kappa.

I was actually thinking the other day, if I were to ever sell my Solstice , I would list two prices, one ridiculously high one retail price and a ridiculously low one, close to whol esale . Potential b uyer can get it for the cheap price if they can answer all my technical questions about the Solstice, to show they will care for the car and actually did their research.

facw > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:28

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May as well give my S60 to Potential Heap Owner so he can try out those comfy seats .

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:31

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I mean, having to drive it everyday makes it a pretty big troll on me.

Or:

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Tristan 01/16/2019 at 21:31

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I’d rather have the Suburban. Actually nevermind, ours has spent almost as much time in the shop as the GTI, if not more. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:31

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Vibe - Manwich, since he’s down a hatchback

Longbed - SpaceballTwo, so he can trade in his Ferd

Sportcross - I can’t actually think of an individual who would want this.

MM54 > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:32

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Thanks, I could use some Miata in my life for sure.

Who would want carbon copies of my cars though, that’s a good question .

Crown Vic - Despite being high mileage and mostly rust, the copy would go to Shop-Teacher since he expressed interest in rallycrossing it (something I always wanted to do, but there is none for hundreds of miles).

4Runner - Zoidberg. I’m assuming the copy includes a copy of the new rear bumper I have for it too, which needs painted.

Chevelle - In its current state it would be good for someone who wants to learn how to assemble the entire front end of an A-body from scratch. The bags of bolts are labelled, at least. I really have no idea who would want / appreciate it.

RX7 - I’m not doing very well at this, am I? Again I don’t really know. Maybe Boxer_4, he seems to really like it.

WilliamsSW > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:32

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  E46 to Chariotoflove because he needs a convertible in his life- with an automatic swap unless it’s possible to put hand controls on a 5 speed (?)

Mercedes to Jake does dumb stuff cuz it’s reliable and he needs that in his life

Pathfinder- whoever wants it come get it. It’s a good truck actually 

daender > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:32

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Everyone gets a ‘02 Miata because that’s all I got. :B

Tristan > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/16/2019 at 21:32

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I should warn you it has an oil leak... 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:32

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Galaxie to Tfritch, Rover to thebloody, Ranchero to... I dunno, BeauM or biturbo ? Somebody into blasphemy that takes a lot of hard  work. Benz to Steve in Manhattan to give him flashbacks, and Lincoln to somebody else with chronic Barge Flu if not back to Jarod Rose . Maybe shopteacher.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/16/2019 at 21:33

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Fold down the rear seats , you don’t have kids

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:33

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The Crab gets to suffer with the GTI.

Daender gets the 4Runner, since he needs a 4WD. 

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:33

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Lexus to Zoidberg.

Mazda to nobody because I don’t wish that rolling hell on anyone.

CB > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:34

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Who's one of the young Oppos that doesn't have a car? They can have the FiST.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 21:34

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Not yet. Once the wife gets out of her Masters program mid-2020 were going to be making a lot more as a family which means Porsche time but it also means kid time more than likely .

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MM54 01/16/2019 at 21:35

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Chevelle to Huzer because he’s itching for another project car?

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 21:36

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That is fair, let’s go with that. I think he’s looking for a project truck, though. I guess all the running gear and half of the interior would be a direct el camino swap, at least.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > WilliamsSW 01/16/2019 at 21:36

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Wow, I’ve complimented that E-five-fiddy so many times, and you go and give it to someone who actually needs it?!?!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Tristan 01/16/2019 at 21:36

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It’s not under warranty, with that being the case I know of a wonderful family owned VW/Audi specialist to take it to. 

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 21:37

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Ahem

Just because I couldn’t find one when I was looking doesn’t mean I wouldn’t still want one

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 21:43

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I figured that you’d be less interested because it’s not a Toyota.

If I still had the GS350 on the other hand, that would definitely have gone to you. 

fintail > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:43

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Not sure if anyone really dearly wants the fintail or Bluetec, hmmm.

Maybe WilliamsSW can have the Bluetec as he already has a W212 and can learn the enjoyment of low hp high torque diesel, and Zoidberg can have the fintail as he has a garage adjacent to his turreted castle, and has often remarked about the shine on the old car.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:51

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I would give Zoidberg my 4Runner. 

BeaterGT > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 21:51

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Anyone having a midlife crisis? 

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/16/2019 at 21:58

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You would get my Valiant, you need more Slant 6 in your life.

I’d give my EK to HondaBro, if I could find him.

Future Heap Owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/16/2019 at 22:01

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Yo

Future Heap Owner > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 22:04

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I only have my ‘92 Chevy 4x4 now. I’ll give it to shop-teacher since he likes GM vehicles and would either treat it well or rallycross it.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 22:08

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I’d give my Hyundai Accent to ShopTeacher, so he could rally cross with a big honk’in 1.5L four popper, instead of the metro.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 22:10

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I’ll take anything that can comfortabley go over 70 mph on the highway.

f86sabre > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 22:13

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Dusty would get the Evo.

Miss Merc clearly needs my truck.

Ttyymmmm can have the 90 Mini. It would be fun for his boys to play with.

I’d give the 05 Mini to one of the college kids.

Bandit can have the Lemons race cars  

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 22:24

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I love it....but would any of you even WANT my Accent though? :P

WilliamsSW > fintail 01/16/2019 at 22:26

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I’d happily take either one thanks!

fintail > WilliamsSW 01/16/2019 at 22:27

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Old car needs a garage though, I fear it would dissolve in a winter there.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/16/2019 at 22:28

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Woo a 2006 Mazda! I've come full circle! (Was my first car other than the truck)

WilliamsSW > fintail 01/16/2019 at 22:28

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I’ve got 3 cars in our garage! Fintail would push the E46 out. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Future Heap Owner 01/16/2019 at 22:29

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 22:33

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/16/2019 at 22:35

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I think it’s my sixth car and favorite so far. It has AC and cruise control in addition to a moon roof and intermittent wippers.

AestheticsInMotion > f86sabre 01/16/2019 at 22:38

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Dibs on co-driver for Dusty

benjrblant > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 22:39

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Ummm.... Uh... I dunno. Who wants a 97 Land cruiser?

Highlander can have my hardtail MTB, and Opposaurus can take my road bike? Thats all I've got.

Tristan > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/16/2019 at 22:44

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I was talking about the Suburban! So far the VW isn't puking oil.

DutchieDC2R > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 22:54

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The Integra to.....our lord and savior, Supreme Chancellor, naturally.....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/16/2019 at 22:55

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New grille, BOOM, camping rig.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/16/2019 at 22:56

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Yah, I had a Mazda 6. Still the best equipped car and nicest interior I've had (other than the CX3, which my wife drives mostly)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail 01/16/2019 at 22:56

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It would live in the garage and be driven only on the dryest days, no more than once a week.

shop-teacher > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/16/2019 at 22:57

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No, I'd keep the Dodge. I dig the D-series trucks :)

shop-teacher > Tristan 01/16/2019 at 22:59

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Yes!!!

shop-teacher > Tristan 01/16/2019 at 22:59

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Where's it leaking?

shop-teacher > MM54 01/16/2019 at 23:02

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Woot! Rusty P-71 to rallycross!

I’ll take the Chevelle too :)

shop-teacher > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/16/2019 at 23:03

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Woot!

I was eyeballing a couple Matrixes, but they're still too pricey for me.

shop-teacher > dogisbadob 01/16/2019 at 23:04

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Hahaha!

shop-teacher > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/16/2019 at 23:05

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I'll take it :)

shop-teacher > Future Heap Owner 01/16/2019 at 23:06

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Depends how much rust it has.

I will love it either way :)

shop-teacher > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 01/16/2019 at 23:06

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Sweet!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 23:07

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It’s done that numerous times. My biggest gripe is the 12 gallon fuel tank and 20 mpg economy means you are limited on range.

shop-teacher > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 23:13

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I’ll give my truck to TFritch. He’s got kids and drives slightly r usty pickups like me.

Immoral Minority can have my Zuma 125, so he can scoot Japanese style.

Jakehasbadluck/doesdumbthings can have my Helix. I know he loves them, and he should be able to fix that piece of shit.

Miss Mercedes can have my wife’s Vespa. She’ll be up do an even dozen soon anyways.

Anybody want my wife’s CX-5? It’s kind of the official CUV of Oppo already.

Tristan > shop-teacher 01/16/2019 at 23:14

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Looks to be the RMS. Leaves about a quarter-sized puddle after sitting a few days. Nothing major, but annoying. I'll probably fix it this summer.

shop-teacher > Tristan 01/16/2019 at 23:15

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D'oh!

Tristan > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/16/2019 at 23:19

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Dude, Zoidberg owns a 100%  AMERICAN PONTIAC.

Tristan > shop-teacher 01/16/2019 at 23:25

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It’s punishing me because I'm not daily driving it any more! 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Tristan 01/16/2019 at 23:32

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Just like the new Supra is 100% japanese

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2019 at 23:34

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Nice, sounds like the life it has led for the past 18 or so years.    You know what you’re doing.

Future Heap Owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/16/2019 at 23:35

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It’s cute ! I like the decals.

shop-teacher > Tristan 01/16/2019 at 23:37

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My first thought actually was, “He’s not driving it enough then.”

:)

Just Jeepin' > benjrblant 01/16/2019 at 23:38

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I mean, I’d hardly say no to a Land Cruiser.

Just Jeepin' > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2019 at 23:39

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CoFL gets the LJ, since he keeps toying with the idea of a Wrangler but can’t seem to get over the hump.

My other cars...wait, I don’t have anything else. Huh. I do still have the title to my del Sol I gave away for parts, so I suppose I could send a sheet of paper to someone.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > shop-teacher 01/16/2019 at 23:42

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You’re apparently the popular kid here lol

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 01/16/2019 at 23:50

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It can definitely do that

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion 01/17/2019 at 00:00

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E55 to you and zoidberg, shared custody. He needs to experience a powerful German rear wheel drive car, and you’ll treat it right by going through a set of rear tires every 5k miles.

Ducati to miss Merc, because why not. Or Peter Black. They can flip a coin for it.

And the R-Class... Who wants a V8 mommy missile that dominates in snow and is insanely comfortable for 6 full size adults...?

AestheticsInMotion > Tristan 01/17/2019 at 00:00

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I'll happily accept. Somehow I've never driven a single vehicle made under the Jeep brand, other than a Liberty

AestheticsInMotion > fintail 01/17/2019 at 00:02

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I find myself browsing W212's on Craigslist occasionally. Still focused primarily on Volvo, with BMW 540i’s as a likely next fascination.... But someday.

AestheticsInMotion > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/17/2019 at 00:04

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I always forget how amazing your garage is

AestheticsInMotion > benjrblant 01/17/2019 at 00:05

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All of us, I hope. 

AestheticsInMotion > shop-teacher 01/17/2019 at 00:05

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You're going to be up there with Miss Mercedes in terms of total vehicles at the end of all this! 

AestheticsInMotion > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 01/17/2019 at 00:08

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Woooo!

I really need to try this Mercedes b rand sometime and see what all the fuss is about... 

AestheticsInMotion > facw 01/17/2019 at 00:09

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As a side note, I LOVE how many Volvos are at junkyards near me. I've got a good 10 different seat styles I could grab for pennies, at any given time. 

facw > AestheticsInMotion 01/17/2019 at 00:11

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I’m not sure it’s a great sign, but certainly the LKQ near me in Houston was well stocked.

Tristan > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/17/2019 at 00:13

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* 1.00%

Tristan > shop-teacher 01/17/2019 at 00:13

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It’s only been a couple months! 

Chuckles > AestheticsInMotion 01/17/2019 at 00:29

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Wrong Wheel Drive can have my Miata since he wants another one. He can just paint it yellow if he wants. I’ll even drive it to the west coast and deliver it since I want to go on a road trip.

My Fiat 500 Sport (non-abarth, automatic) can go to Hondoyota Carbro, because he needs a car, and the Fiat is fun but won't get you into serious trouble. It's just a good car.