Narcissism 

"Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour) 01/11/2019 at 13:29 • Filed to: None

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Eddie Izzard describes narcissism as the proclivity to look in the mirror and say, “gee, I’d like to have sex with myself!” I think we’ve all encountered a person or two in our lives who can’t pass a mirror without stopping to check themselves out. Oh, sure, they might posture about adjusting their hair, their makeup, their tie...but after the seventeenth time, we all know that they’re really just admiring their reflection.

I am one of those people now...

.... but only when I see a reflection of my car. So sexy! 

Chariotoflove > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 01/11/2019 at 13:40

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Carcissism?

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 01/11/2019 at 14:09

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My candidate for Webster’s Word of the Year . This year it was “justice.” Boring.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 01/11/2019 at 14:37

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And yet for all the times it was looked up, people have a hard time understanding it. 

ranwhenparked > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 01/11/2019 at 19:44

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What if you sometimes look in the mirror and think to yourself “eh, if I was gay and really lonely, I might settle for me”?

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Chariotoflove 01/14/2019 at 00:24

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Yes. This is our word on Oppo now. We must spread this.

Party-vi > ranwhenparked 04/25/2019 at 14:08

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I wouldn’t even settle for me I have no fucking idea how my wife did.