![]() 01/10/2019 at 22:45 • Filed to: the kitchen still isn't finished damnit | ![]() | ![]() |
For Christmas, m y wife bought Hammer a little bed for him to lay on in the kitchen. He likes to be in there with her when she cooks, but was always smack in the middle of the floor.
And he loved it ... For about four hours. Christmas afternoon, I was taking my daughters outside to play with the new Nerf guns, and the six year old accidentally shot Hammer in the foot while he was laying on the bed.
After that, Hammer refused to lay on the bed. He kept going over and sniffing it, but wouldn’t get on it.
Finally, my wife took the bed away, and put down the towel he’s laying on in the top shot. Where he now spends hours each day.
Apparently Hammer does not blame my child for shooting him ... It was CLEARLY the bed's fault.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 22:58 |
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If there were nerf guns when I was six, I’d of probably claimed it was an accident also.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 22:59 |
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Lol. Most animals learn by association.
Like if they get a treat for ringing a bell, they ring the bell and expect a treat, even if they don’t get a treat each time, they still associate the bell with getting a treat because they did the first time.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 22:59 |
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Seems reasonable to me.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:00 |
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Will he sleep on the blanket if it is still on top of the bed?
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:01 |
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put the towel on the bed
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:07 |
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But that face!
Mumu did something similar. We got him a second bed, and he never used it. My mom talked about getting rid of it, and a few minutes later there he is, laying on the bed.
I’m afraid for my life now.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:09 |
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Cat Logic would be a good name for a band. Or a 70s rock album.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:11 |
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Ha!
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:12 |
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Hahaha!
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:13 |
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We're going to try that. I'll report back.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:13 |
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Yeah, we're going to try that.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:14 |
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Yeah. The Nerf guns aren't allowed in the house now. They live in the garage.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:14 |
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I know, it's just funny. "That damn bed shot me!" Is what I imagine him thinking.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:21 |
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Lol. He maybe right though . At 39, I go to sleep and wake up with another part of my body not working as well as it did before I went to bed.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:31 |
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Ha!
![]() 01/10/2019 at 23:49 |
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Can you hide some catnip in t he bed? That might change his mind...
![]() 01/11/2019 at 00:01 |
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And then he just chuffed at me.
HE’S SO WEIRD.
But damn it he’s cute.
![]() 01/11/2019 at 07:00 |
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Yeah he is!
![]() 01/11/2019 at 07:01 |
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We've never actually given him catnip.
![]() 01/11/2019 at 09:19 |
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That’s just death coming for you. Enjoy your twilight years...
![]() 01/11/2019 at 09:55 |
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Can it come before tomorrow night, I’m back at work tomorrow night at 9pm and I’d rather not suffer my managers any longer.