![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:07 • Filed to: PSA, lottolopnik, lottery, California, Theft | ![]() | ![]() |
Don’t steal your roommate’s lottery ticket
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![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:10 |
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Stealing from the rich fat cats is good and moral
![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:13 |
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If it weren’t for those meddling kids.
![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:15 |
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But what if you steal from the rich only to make yourself rich?
![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:17 |
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No, I make myself General Secretary
![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:23 |
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My wife and I have a pact. If we were to ever win, no one gets told. No one.
We hardly ever buy a lottery ticket, but just in case...
![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:25 |
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yeah, I’ve read that the first things you do immediately are 1) sign the ticket and 2) shut the fuck up. if it’s not signed, then it’s a “bearer instrument” and the money belongs to whoever holds it.
![]() 01/09/2019 at 16:49 |
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Wondering aloud, but do you share the same key to the gun safe?
/s
![]() 01/09/2019 at 20:45 |
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Did you hear about the aunt who was suing her nephew for his half of the winnings of about a million? She had him sign it for good luck.
LOL