Business Pitch: 2020 'Lil Red Express

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
01/03/2019 at 19:22 • Filed to: None

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I really think that FCA could and should bring back this iconic truck. Like the 1970's we are at a crucial time for cars/trucks. Hybrids and electric cars are gaining ground, fuel standards for cars are more stringent and trucks are selling like hot cakes.

FCA already has done most of the work, just gotta slap some existing parts together and presto. instant classic.

Take one of these:

4X2 Dodge Ram 1500 with a BENCH SEAT!!!

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Pop in the drivetrain from the Trackhawk, same with the brakes and other goodies as needed.

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Throw on two badass stacks, shouldn’t be too hard given all the bros who have found a way.

And there you go!


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! NKato > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 19:42

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I concur. 


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 19:51

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You know what....don’t do the hellcat motor for a revival of the LRE . Just do the NA 6.4 hemi. I don’t think you’ve ever been able to get that in a regular cab pickup and it would make a nice nostalgic hurrah for natural aspiration.

....now they definitely should do a hellcat ram though. Don't know what to call it besides bringing back the Rumble Bee name. Maybe call it the Hellsteed or Felhorse or something demonic like that? 


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/03/2019 at 19:53

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Warlock?


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:09

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one can build their own stepside box in seven years or less too.  I did.  I toyed with the idea of making my Toyota the “JAPAN OVERNIGHT EXPRESS”  but needed to go stacks to complete the joke, just not a stacks guy.  But it would have been brilliant.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:09

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The fact that FCA hasn’t done this yet is almost mind blowing. It completely fits with their current business model, and they would easily sell every one that could build, probably at whatever price they wanted to charge.

Hell, I’m surprised a Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge-Ram- SRT - Fiat dealer hasn’t done their own yet. 


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ranwhenparked
01/03/2019 at 20:11

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I think you mean C hrysler -Jeep-Dodge-Ram- SRT - Fiat


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:15

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Almost.

At one point, it almost  looked like they were going to make every single Dodge model its own marque.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ranwhenparked
01/03/2019 at 20:18

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Yeah, they’ve had some serious internal strife related to branding.


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:21

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This is... actually a pretty good idea.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:22

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YES!!!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:34

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Saddest part of this is that it would have to be a 2500 because Ram doesn’t have a 1500 regular cab any more. 


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:53

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Kinja'd!!! daender > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 20:54

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I made a similar post 6 years ago with a silly commercial idea at the end . https://oppositelock.kinja.com/lil-red-express-truck-and-a-srt-express-commercial-ide-1372035814

Mr. Norm’s did it to the previous generation, I haven’t checked to see if they’ve done the same with this current generation.

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > daender
01/03/2019 at 20:59

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Those wheels.

*pukes*


Kinja'd!!! daender > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 21:02

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Yeah, not the strongest part.

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Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 21:13

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OR!

Just hear me out here!

OR!

Give me a Ram 1500 with a 5.7. Hire some former VW and Audi diesel executives and p ut them in charge of the emissions testing. And don’t ask any goddamn questions about how I did it.

I’ll take my payment in small, unmarked bills, on a beach in ... what countries don’t have extradition treaties with the US?


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/03/2019 at 21:13

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I’d say most countries don’t have extradition treaties with the US.  But all the good ones do


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/03/2019 at 21:54

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I’d say “clearly we need more countries to hate us” but are there any countries left that don’t hate the US at this point? (Excluding those ruled by dictators and despots .)


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/04/2019 at 09:16

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Yes they do, the 2018 models are being carried into 2019 as a “classic” model, and the new body style regular cabs are set to hit sometime this year as a 2020 model year.

https://5thgenrams.com/2019-ram-regular-cab/


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Pickup_man
01/04/2019 at 09:41

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Huh I did not know that 


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/04/2019 at 10:07

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I design pickup accessories, so I follow the truck market pretty closely. 


Kinja'd!!! 19JRC99 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/06/2019 at 13:16

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Duuuude.... I would try to find a way to get one if they did this. I think they absolutely need to not have the dial shifter though. I hate them with a passion.