Officer: Sir we found pot

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 09/28/2018 at 12:33 • Filed to: HIDING IN PLANT SIGHT.

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Sergeant: where?

Officer: in the middle of the most congested highway in the country.

Sergeant: this is an outrage, send in the army!

Officer: It’s just a plant; no one is claiming it or defending it, don’t you think we can deal with it.

Sergeant: Don’t you know the dangers of Marihuana, I insist this is dealt with by officers armed with long rifles. Plus, I really want to ride in one of their humvees

Officer: How are you a sergeant again?

Sergeant: I’m the Commissioner’s cousin, we’ve been over this.

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 12:39

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If this doesn’t speak to the reduced demand for Mexican weed, nothing does.

Meanwhile, British Columbia is probably halfway deforested by now ...

For Sweden > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 12:40

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Idea: Mexico builds a wall (hear me out) to stop Americans from getting drugs.  Americans fall into anarchy without their precious drugs.  America collapses.  Mexico annexes America.

Spanfeller is a twat > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 12:41

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For Sweden > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 12:44

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That’s rookie annexation. You gotta pump that annexation up. The cocaine fiends in the Northeast corridor deserve to live under authoritarian Mexican rule.

Spanfeller is a twat > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 12:47

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Nah, the PNW is too expensive anyway. We will assert our authoritarian rule by imposing the use of the metric system. We will be ruthless. 

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 12:48

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Seriously, can we just give  them Texas and Nuevo Mexico?

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 09/28/2018 at 12:48

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we’re either good at pot or good at tequila, but we can’t be good at both at the same time. 

RPM esq. > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 09/28/2018 at 12:49

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They can have Florida and the Gulf Coast back, too, as far as I’m concerned.

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 12:50

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Personally, I’d stick to being good at tequila, but others may vary on this opinion.

/love tequila

Sir Halffast > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 12:51

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Now see, THIS is how you win the war on drugs.

Spanfeller is a twat > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 09/28/2018 at 12:51

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We’ll take Texas, New Mexico can form a libertarian society of their own  with their king; Low Rider Johnson.

Spanfeller is a twat > Sir Halffast 09/28/2018 at 12:52

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Calling the army on a small (probably accidental) plantation of weed?

Yeah. Totes. 

Spanfeller is a twat > RPM esq. 09/28/2018 at 12:53

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We will not accept F lorida. You guys lost the Spanish American war fair and square!

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 09/28/2018 at 12:54

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Just don’t get them crossed. 

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Ash78, voting early and often 09/28/2018 at 12:54

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I think I like tequila, but every time I have some, I don’t remember anything past that point.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > RPM esq. 09/28/2018 at 12:56

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You think they  want it either?

facw > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 09/28/2018 at 13:01

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Arizona too!

diplodicus > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 13:10

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So G uate mala gets Chiapas? Or Guatemala becomes a Mexican state, along with the rest of central america,  and absorbs Chiapas?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Ash78, voting early and often 09/28/2018 at 13:14

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You know that smoke that was coming into Northern WA from BC?  It wasn’t forest fires

Spanfeller is a twat > diplodicus 09/28/2018 at 13:15

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We’d probably give deference to Chiapas.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 13:28

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I think it’s more practical to be good at tequila, honestly.

Sir Halffast > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 13:33

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Yep. Overwhelming force.

DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 13:35

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Broken Arrow! Broken Arrow!

Spanfeller is a twat > Sir Halffast 09/28/2018 at 13:35

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There is some beauty to seeing service-members in green take down some sticky icky. It seems like a Snoop Dogg fever dream.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 13:40

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He was talking about the Northeast, so the Boston through DC mega region.

But yeah, leave us alone. We would need some of the upper part of California as well, since it’s part of our bioregion. We’ve been rumbling about Cascadia secession for years.

Ash78, voting early and often > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 09/28/2018 at 13:41

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I call it a creeper. It’s like taking pills (which I do not recommend, officially). You get impatient, so you take more hoping to speed things up, then the floodgate opens...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > diplodicus 09/28/2018 at 13:42

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I believe that map was of Mexico annexing much of central America as well.

punkgoose17 > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 13:43

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If you are going that far south to take Nic and Costa Rica you should take Panama to get some canal money. I know it is part of Greater Columbia , MCGA, but it is all about the money.

punkgoose17 > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 13:43

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I love this post and all the comments.

Spanfeller is a twat > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 09/28/2018 at 13:51

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That was a map of the Mexican Empire or the Spanish Colony in North America.. I do not recall though. 

Spanfeller is a twat > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 09/28/2018 at 13:59

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Just pinky promise you won’t take it and then join the US...

Spanfeller is a twat > punkgoose17 09/28/2018 at 14:03

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How did it turn into a post about secession?

You can Thank For Sweden

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 09/28/2018 at 14:15

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Oh hell no. We don’t like the US. If we were to join anyone, it’d be Canada. We’re far more aligned with British Columbia  than we are with anywhere east of us.

Spanfeller is a twat > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 09/28/2018 at 14:21

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it was a joke about the annexation of texas. 

For Sweden > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 09/28/2018 at 16:29

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Cascadia would be annexed by Russia, and America and Canada would be too bitter to stop it.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 17:19

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I welcome my Russian overlords.

Realistically, though, I think it’d be a fight between Russia and China for us and China would likely win. Otherwise, we could potentially pay for our defense and we used to have the headquarters of Boeing.

For Sweden > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 09/28/2018 at 17:22

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I don’t think the rich Chinese buyers of Cascadian real estate want the PRC to annex Cascadia

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 17:31

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That’ll be an interesting war, then.

I still think China would want us more than anyone else. The UN would probably do what they could to defend us, too.