"Nom De Plume" (unlistedusername)
09/26/2018 at 22:31 • Filed to: None | 0 | 28 |
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Nom De Plume
09/26/2018 at 22:38 | 1 |
Man, I’ve never seen someone so excited about a sex toy.
Chariotoflove
> Nom De Plume
09/26/2018 at 22:40 | 13 |
N ext time anchor the dildo somewhere more stable than the hood of her car, and maybe she wouldn’t get to the point of denting it in the first place .
PS9
> Nom De Plume
09/26/2018 at 22:44 | 3 |
This ad has been brought to you by bad-dragon.com
Funktheduck
> Nom De Plume
09/26/2018 at 22:45 | 1 |
I have questions
Nom De Plume
> PS9
09/26/2018 at 22:48 | 0 |
That link sounds more like body destruction than body repair. Not even close to investigating this supposition.
AestheticsInMotion
> Chariotoflove
09/26/2018 at 22:50 | 1 |
Nice
Nom De Plume
> Chariotoflove
09/26/2018 at 22:53 | 1 |
This might be a case of un dildoing what she shouldn’t have twerkedid.
Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
> Nom De Plume
09/26/2018 at 22:53 | 8 |
“Do it again”, “Right there”, “Oh My God!”
Things heard when using a dildo, for $500, Alex.
Nom De Plume
> Funktheduck
09/26/2018 at 22:54 | 1 |
The line is open. Tell me what’s on your mind.
Discerning
> PS9
09/26/2018 at 23:06 | 0 |
*types name of company info Google images*
What in the actual fu ....
Brickman
> Nom De Plume
09/26/2018 at 23:09 | 0 |
That’s just nuts
PS9
> Discerning
09/26/2018 at 23:15 | 2 |
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Nom De Plume
09/27/2018 at 00:17 | 5 |
Also known as ‘ How to Dong a Ding’.
atfsgeoff
> Nom De Plume
09/27/2018 at 01:22 | 1 |
For her next trick, she will suck the dent out with her lips
PartyPooper2012
> Nom De Plume
09/27/2018 at 07:44 | 1 |
Time to open an Auto Body Repair shop.
What are we going to call it? BangPros? Chickswithdicks? Blueballs?
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Nom De Plume
09/27/2018 at 07:47 | 0 |
hat with a toilet plunger, probably much less embarrassing .
xsnowpig
> Nom De Plume
09/27/2018 at 08:37 | 0 |
did the mini consent to that? #metoo.
Funktheduck
> Nom De Plume
09/27/2018 at 11:47 | 1 |
1. To whom does the dildo belong?
2. Was said dildo purchased specifically for dent removal?
2a. If yes, why a dildo and not some other suction device?
2b. If no, refer to question 1. If not belonging to girl in video, was it sanitized?
3. Seems a bit large, right?
Nom De Plume
> Funktheduck
09/27/2018 at 12:29 | 1 |
LOL
1. It appears mom and daughter researched and priced out a dong meeting their budgetary not sanitary needs.
2. The premise here is that it was.
2a. There appears to be some rather high level product design due to the amount of money pouring into the sex toy industry that places this particular suction device at a much lower pricepoint than in any other industry.
3. For it’s intended use here it appears to be the proper size tool. These ladies obviously did some common sense math concerning surface area of the dent which neatly aligned with a dong large enough for a strong two handed grip.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Funktheduck
10/01/2018 at 13:53 | 1 |
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Nom De Plume
10/01/2018 at 13:58 | 0 |
What if this video is actually played in reverse and we’ve all been fooled?
ttyymmnn
> Discerning
10/01/2018 at 14:04 | 1 |
“demagorgon”
Nom De Plume
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/01/2018 at 14:31 | 1 |
If only we could rewind it far enough to prevent buying a M ini. She wouldn’t have had need for that gigantic of a marital aid.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Nom De Plume
10/01/2018 at 14:32 | 1 |
or at least for her to choose the 1st generation, with a manual gearbox.
Nom De Plume
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/01/2018 at 14:42 | 0 |
I posted the gif of this earlier. The video adds nothing but...
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Nom De Plume
10/01/2018 at 14:57 | 0 |
oh man, the cigarette is definitely an additional touch of class.
Discerning
> ttyymmnn
10/02/2018 at 14:40 | 1 |
I don't need any specific examples. The Google image search was more than sufficient.
Spanfeller is a twat
> Nom De Plume
10/09/2018 at 20:47 | 1 |
I’m pretty sure that I’d be more comfortable buying a suction cup than telling my parents I undid a dent with a sex toy.