The Package: There And Back Again

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/26/2018 at 17:05 • Filed to: None

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Good news, my package is now at the Florence post office after traveling nearly 1000 miles.

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Notice the loop around Florence, this was so stupid. I’ll get it tomorrow... hopefully.

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/26/2018 at 17:13

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Maybe they took it for a lap around Indy Motor Speedway.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/26/2018 at 18:21

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I ordered a package that was supposed to arrive last night (San Diego, CA)

Monday it was shipped out from Redlands, CA .

Yesterday morning, it left a facility in Bloomington, CA.

12 hours later, Fed Ex indicated it was in New Mexico.

This morning it was in San Antonio, TX.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/26/2018 at 18:53

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I ordered NOS Mopar e-code headlight lenses for my ZJ, both sides, but each from separate eBay sellers, about a week ago. One of them was supposed to get here last Friday at the earliest, the other said this Friday. They both shipped from nearby towns in Wisconsin around the same time. They both went to Chicago the one that wasn’t supposed to get here first then got to Toronto and tracking stopped. It showed up here last yesterday, three days early. The other one went from Chicago to Cincinnati, then Dallas, TX . It kicked around various facilities in the Dallas area for a few days, before going back to Cincinnati by way of Kentucky , but it only sat there a couple hours before getting shipped off... To Kentucky. Again. What the hell is wrong with your postal service? It says CANADA on it and has a postal code with friggen letters in it. Clearly it doesn’t belong in your country! Just send it across the border and let us figure it out, how difficult is that really? The thing’s gonna be broken before I get it, simply from getting handled too often, at this rate!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Saracen
09/26/2018 at 18:55

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I look forward to receiving your package.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
09/26/2018 at 19:04

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I live under  the blue dot. That package just keeps getting further and further away.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/26/2018 at 19:09

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apparently FedEx tagged it ‘lost’, and Amazon re-ordered with expedited shipping.

So, if it is shipped via FedEx again, you may be getting two packages.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/26/2018 at 19:27

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And this is why I don’t want to move too far.

UPS: “We shipped your shit from California on Monday.”

Me: “Cool. Friday delivery.”

UPS: “Dude, you’re next to a hub. HAPPY WEDNESDAY.”

FedEx: “We shipped your thing from Washington state on Tuesday.”

Me: “Well, I didn’t get Saturday delivery, but that’s okay.”

FedEx: “You are LITERALLY on the way for the plane . Happy Thursday.”


Kinja'd!!! LastFirstMI is my name > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/26/2018 at 21:07

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While living in a rental, we received a stack of Amazon boxes. The former tenants had left the country, and we couldn’t track them down. After waiting a few months to see if they would contact us, we decided to let the kids open them the day before Christmas. Learning point- DO NOT let your kids open random packages from Amazon. Jeez the weird shit people order! Our kids now know a few things they shouldn’t have learned until college...