Flathead County Montana police blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/26/2018 at 12:41 • Filed to: police blotter

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8:06 a.m. Someone was swerving all over the road.

8:49 a.m. Some tools were stolen in Kalispell.

8:55 a.m. A window was broken in Kalispell.

9:02 a.m. A dog was trespassing in Kalispell.

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11:05 a.m. An upset Kalispell student threw a chair across a room.

1:12 p.m. A Hungry Horse man was worried because he couldn’t find his dog. He called back a few minutes later to let law enforcement know that he had found his dog.

4:29 p.m. A Kalispell man got into a fight with a dog.

5:42 p.m. A dog fight was reported in Whitefish.

5:47 p.m. Another dog-related conflict was reported in Whitefish.

7:09 p.m. A Kalispell man called with concerns about door-to-door salesmen.

7:27 p.m. A Bigfork man trying to figure out his new phone figured out how to call 911.

8:52 p.m. A broken-down RV was causing trouble in Kalispell.

9:18 p.m. A man was walking in a ditch in Kalispell. The reporting party said the person was not in the way, they just figured someone should check on the guy.

10:52 p.m. A storage unit was broken into in Coram.

10:58 p.m. A dog was barking in Somers.

11:42 p.m. A Kalispell man ran a red light.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/26/2018 at 12:51

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I am left wondering what miscellaneous situations are filed under “dog related conflict”.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/26/2018 at 12:52

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Those damn RVs, always stirring up trouble


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/26/2018 at 12:53

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So, the dog photo inspired this storytelling for a friend...

When I...er, my friend, was in kindergarten in Winnipeg, he had to walk about a mile to school each day. (Yes, even in the snow. And Winnipeg gets some snow, let me...er, him tell you.)

One day he was partway to school when he realized he had to take a dump. There was literally nothing to be done to delay it. So he found as secluded a spot as he could in the nearest house’s yard and dropped trou. As best as he can recall, he just left the pile there; no shovel handy, of course.

He often wonders what anyone who happened to be looking out of a nearby window might have thought. And now he’s wondering who the lucky sod was who found the pile later.


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/26/2018 at 13:04

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Flathead county seems to be  full of a bunch of narcs


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/26/2018 at 13:07

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“ A Hungry Horse man was worried”

They’re called Centaurs idiots.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > The Ghost of Oppo
09/26/2018 at 13:07

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Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > The Ghost of Oppo
09/26/2018 at 13:28

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And dogs


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove
09/26/2018 at 13:37

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You probably don’t want to know.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Just Jeepin'
09/26/2018 at 13:44

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