Must. Resist. Urge. 

"I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa) 09/25/2018 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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To get another fuckin' Golf. At least the pictures show it in its natural state, with the hood up and on a flat bed. 

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ttyymmnn > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/25/2018 at 23:09

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If it runs (when the battery is charged), why is it on a flatbed? Does it come with a new alternator?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > ttyymmnn 09/25/2018 at 23:16

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My guess is Because VW

AestheticsInMotion > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/25/2018 at 23:16

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How about a 1st gen golf R with the 6 speed and 6 cylinder? 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > AestheticsInMotion 09/25/2018 at 23:23

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Wow, sounds super reliable. I'll take three. 

AestheticsInMotion > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/25/2018 at 23:27

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Reliable? Well, why didn’t you say so?

Okay, okay, I'll give you something reliable . How about a w8 passat wagon with a 6 speed.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > AestheticsInMotion 09/25/2018 at 23:31

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Reliably operates under it’s own power. Not reliably found in the shop and bankruptcy proceedings (listed under ‘debts .’)

dogisbadob > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/25/2018 at 23:32

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Get an Echo :o)

smobgirl > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/25/2018 at 23:34

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Funnily enough, one was on the sidewalk next to the office with the hood open just yesterday. 

AestheticsInMotion > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 09/25/2018 at 23:35

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You guys are hard to please. Guess it’s time to bring out the big guns to appease your “reliability” needs.

Okay... Get this. First gen Audi allroad with a big boost kit. No documentation or anything, but the coolant hoses are all red so you just know everything was done well. 

ttyymmnn > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/26/2018 at 00:20

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I know. I had a Mk IV. Drove it for about 15 years and 215k miles before a drunk totaled it in front of my house. I miss it.

PS9 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/26/2018 at 00:46

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Stop resisting what you are. You are the David Tracy of Golfs. The longer you resist, the more resentful you will become. Don’t fight it. 

PS9 > AestheticsInMotion 09/26/2018 at 00:47

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w12 salvage title Phaeton. 

FSI > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/26/2018 at 00:48

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Golf Mk2 unreliable? What? 

pip bip - choose Corrour > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/26/2018 at 06:52

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this is why i avoid VAG products

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/26/2018 at 07:40

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At least get the right “Golf”:

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > dogisbadob 09/26/2018 at 08:47

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I actually couldn't find one when car shopping

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > ttyymmnn 09/26/2018 at 08:49

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Booooooo worst Golf

My brother had one that lasted until like 237k. Traded it in with no clutch left, burning a quart every 100 miles, no locks, and more hole than floor. He got $500 for it. They overpaid by $500. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/26/2018 at 08:54

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That's a considerably worse idea

ttyymmnn > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/26/2018 at 09:14

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Well, yes, it wasn’t the highest quality car. But when it was totaled it still had the original clutch. It burned some oil, but no more than you might expect from a 200k VW. No matter how long I ran it with little oil I couldn’t kill the two-point-slow engine. Say what you will, I liked it, and I miss it.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > AestheticsInMotion 09/26/2018 at 09:24

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... I think that just gets labeled as a fire hazard.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > ttyymmnn 09/26/2018 at 09:46

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I kid. Mk4s are good. 

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/26/2018 at 10:05

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Not at all, it is a perfect idea.