"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 09/25/2018 at 14:47 • Filed to: shitposting

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C’MON SKULL, POP OUT OF MY FACE

user314 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 14:58

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Slab Bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots

Crunch Slamchest

Fist Rockbone

Stump Beefknob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Junkman

Dirk Hardpec

Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat

Rip Slagcheek

Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornbody

Slate Fistcrunch

Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge

Smoke Manmuscle

Beat Punchmeat

Hack Blowfist

Roll Fizzlebeef

Takuro Spirit > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 15:03

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > user314 09/25/2018 at 15:05

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The “Ultra-Masculine Commander Dude Names” thing actually started with the MST3k of 12 To The Moon. It’s just so utterly forgettable and bland that nobody remembers it or any of the names. Like... I know that and have watched it but that’s almost the only thing I remember - none of the names. It was a moon expedition... with representatives from 12 countries... uh... Sweden was a hot chick or something? Maybe there was a nefarious stowaway? Stuff went wrong?

I literally can’t remember what things are plot points in it and what are plot points in Tintin: Explorers on the Moon.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Takuro Spirit 09/25/2018 at 15:06

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Takuro Spirit > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 15:19

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Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 15:19

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In unrelated news, my daughter and I were discussing last weekend whether a Tom Servo costume would be good for  her penguin, Hugz, this halloween.

user314 > Takuro Spirit 09/25/2018 at 15:20

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 09/25/2018 at 15:23

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Takuro Spirit 09/25/2018 at 15:26

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Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 15:28

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 09/25/2018 at 15:40

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jimz > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 15:42

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“Kalgon, blow me away!”

that is my absolute, all-time favorite MST3K.

Did you sign Sherry’s card? 

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 15:43

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I’m bigger than Jesus 

user314 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 15:44

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“ Put your helmet on, we ’ll be reaching speeds of * three *!”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 09/25/2018 at 16:03

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E39, K5. Whatever it takes. > Takuro Spirit 09/25/2018 at 16:45

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My friend has a son named Mitchel. My references to this MST3K episode do not amuse them.

“Who’s the puffy guy who’s a big blurry sex machine?”  

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > E39, K5. Whatever it takes. 09/25/2018 at 17:07

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Joe Don Baker detested the MST3k riff on Mitchell at a verging-on-physical-violence level.

Agrajag > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 22:21

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I forget the line exactly, but when santa introduced his daughter... guffaws were had.

“This is my grandma daughter. We’re about the same age.”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Agrajag 09/25/2018 at 23:05

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The funny thing is she really was about Reb Brown’s age... and the two of them got married in real life . Makeup was just presumably passed out in their buckets of cocaine.

Agrajag > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/25/2018 at 23:40

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I’ve heard the two of them took the riffing in stride and are really cool at conventions.

Probably never happen but I wouldn’t complain if the new crew did Reb’s Captain America movie .