Consider yourselves all very lucky today...

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw) 09/24/2018 at 14:33 • Filed to: shitpost

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Because I just saw a completely * chrome* H2 with huge chrome wheels, and rubber band tires.

But I was driving, and didn’t get a picture of it to share with you.

I’m spending the rest of the afternoon pouring bleach and   ammonia into my eyes and brain to try to wash out the ugly. But I was tempted to follow the woman driving it so I could grab her, shake her, and ask “ what the fuck were you thinking?!"

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 14:40

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And now all of us will end up seeing it anyway

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 14:42

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i do consider myself lucky today.... but thats mostly coz i cycled home on autopilot and im pretty sure i crossed a couple roundabouts and stop lights whilst asleep

(stupid safetycourse after a nightshift...grrr)

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/24/2018 at 14:48

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That’s about what it looked like, but with Illinois plates and no ‘CFC’ logo or flat black hood.

Also I flagged your comment lol

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/24/2018 at 14:48

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Yikes!  Glad you made it home - go get some sleep, would ya?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 14:52

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no can do... tried during the day... but everytime i just about fell asleep some asshat woke me (doorbell... phonecalls) heading for another night shift in 10 minutes... but if i survive that i have a 4 day weekend

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 14:56

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thanos hummer

thanos hummer

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/24/2018 at 14:57

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Shit you need to disconnect that crap when you need rest. You’ll go nuts otherwise.

Be safe tonight and enjoy that well earned rest afterward!

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 15:03

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Well, I guess if you’re gonna go over the top with an H2, might as well go all the way.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 15:04

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roger wilco :) cheers

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 15:05

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WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 09/24/2018 at 15:05

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H2's should go all the way - over a cliff.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 15:06

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I’ m not arguing.

404 - User No Longer Available > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 15:13

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I think I have a Hot Wheels that looks exactly like that.

(Note: it was free with some purchase , I didn’t buy it. )

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/24/2018 at 15:16

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The outrage is that people with tastes like that are among us!

MrDakka > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/24/2018 at 15:25

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Donked H2

After a certain point, the wheels look like they came off a horse drawn carriage/chariot/wagon

itschrome > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 15:25

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eh, what ever. It’s not like it was useful or good looking before they ruined it anyways.

WilliamsSW > itschrome 09/24/2018 at 15:27

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That’s an excellent point.  But it raises serious questions about the judgment of the owner - considering that they presumably spent money on an H2, and then spent more money to make it look even shittier.

WilliamsSW > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 09/24/2018 at 15:27

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Que?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MrDakka 09/24/2018 at 15:29

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What an abomination! A crime against humanity I say!

itschrome > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 15:40

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they bought a H2. everything else was just assumed.

How ever counter point.

Maybe the woman inherited the car. like maybe shes the owner or her SO is the owner of a car lot and they took it on trade and they couldn’t sell it and they where like fuck it just drive it. Or some other scenario where she came into possession of said H2 as is and with out intention to other wise own or modify it. You know a vehicle of opportunity rather than desire.

this would place the blame on the previous or one of the previous owners. As the sort of person whom generally owned or still owns a H2 falls squarely into the camp of the sort of jerk off that would do that to a H2. Generally speaking the mere ownership of H2 desinates that you’re already a person of poor taste so the rest is just assumed to follow.

That being said I’d still like to cut the lady some slack and assume she is driving it by necessity and not desire.

WilliamsSW > itschrome 09/24/2018 at 15:46

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She was slouched over to the right, with her elbow on the console, with her left hand at 12 o clock and the right hand propping up both her head and the cell phone pinned to her ear (illegal in IL).

So she was owning it, at least.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 16:12

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oh no I’m close enough that it’s possible I might see it 

WilliamsSW > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 09/24/2018 at 16:13

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This was at Rt 83 and 63rd St. in Willowbrook, consider yourself warned.

Although I’ve lived around here for almost 6 years and haven’t seen it before.

itschrome > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 16:15

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hell yeah! good for her! 

ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied. > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 17:21

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Shame on all of the comments. There is but one response.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > WilliamsSW 09/24/2018 at 21:45

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Reminded me of the Thanos Car meme