I Hurt My Butt Today

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
09/23/2018 at 23:05 • Filed to: Actual Pain, Butts, Butt Hurt

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I think I pulled something at the gym...in my butt. My butt hurts.

It feels a little better after a few hours of sitting and doing nothing, but hoo boy. My butt. It hurts.

(Cute Puffalumps for your time as you laugh at my pain. )

DISCUSSION (55)

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:11

I’ve heard you can ease butt pains by sitting on soft and puffy/ fluffy things....just sayin’.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:12

Kinja'd!!!

WRXforScience > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:13

It looks like the background sign says “Fahrt Wind”, I’m not sure if that is a message, kismet, or a hilarious coincidence.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:14

I’ll trade your butt problem for my right shoulder problem. Apparently, I did either the ‘wax on’ or the ‘wax off’ incorrectly .

WHY did I think a manual 997.2 C4GTS was a great idea again?! Oh. Right. Because it still is.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:15

Gotta activate those quads

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:16

You need to give it a good rub down/massage

See a physiotherapist

Wacko > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:16

Kinja'd!!!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:19

You get knocked down, but you get up again

Butt pain will never keep you down

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > For Sweden
09/23/2018 at 23:21

I prefer dirt bikes, but quads are still fun.

fhrblig > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:22

I will happily trade you my elbow pain and knee pain for the butt pain. I'm tired of this getting old shit.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2018 at 23:23

Earlier: neeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiinnnnn

Now: a fairly uncomfortable five, maybe?

The worst butt pain of all time was skating, though. Fell right on my butt in fourth? grade??? Bruised something up in there. Easily a 42/10 in pain. I couldn’t sit comfortably for at least a week.

Screw skating and all the dumb places where you have no traction under your feet. Hard pass.

Stef Schrader > WRXforScience
09/23/2018 at 23:23

yes

Stef Schrader > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
09/23/2018 at 23:24

Stef Schrader > fhrblig
09/23/2018 at 23:24

no pain tradesies

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2018 at 23:24

Someone’s butt always hurts more

Kinja'd!!!

Stef Schrader > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/23/2018 at 23:25

mmmmm yesssss

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/23/2018 at 23:26

IDK, it hurts to walk.

I really hope I don’t do the “ pissin’ the night away” part, either . Toilet seats are hard. Walking to the toilet is hard. The butt. The butt hurts.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:26

Y es pain tradesies. We just need to find a sucker bulletproof youngster!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:30

Clearly you don’t have a fancy goose feather padded toilet seat. You gotta pump out that #content to get a padded toilet seat.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
09/23/2018 at 23:30

- Beating Kansas Football

-Noteworthy accomplishments

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > For Sweden
09/23/2018 at 23:30

Kansas is back!

Kansas is not back!

(watch texas win out until they play kansas...please god please)

fhrblig > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:30

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:33

Castle Skateland: Home of a million bruised kei sters

Also maybe not try to rip ass at the gym next time?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:37

I rode too hard early in the season last year and I swear my butt has never hurt so bad. Just below the tail bone where the glutes connect in the uhhh crack area. Seriously it took months to heal and getting into a car for the first week or two after the injury was a major pain in the ass.

boxrocket > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:37

I feel you. I went to the newly-opened TopGolf in my area a few weeks ago and just wore sneakers instead of golf shoes (cleats) and pulled a deep butt muscle on an awkward swing (which was due to not wearing my golf glove and having a sweaty grip in the then-August heat; oversights were made, live and learn), which took about a week to feel right again (felt it a bit while playing, kept playing anyway, didn’t let on that I was hurt ) . Other than that, though, a good time was had by all. My wife was also gracious enough to offer deep-tissue massage, which was a bit odd but seemed to help along with some awkward-looking (and feeling) stretches.

For Sweden > itranthelasttimeiparkedit
09/23/2018 at 23:37

Texas loses to anything with a beak

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2018 at 23:45

Maybe.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden
09/23/2018 at 23:46

Clearly, evil won today, both when it comes to my butt and also elsewhere.

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/23/2018 at 23:46

Buy the website and give it *all* of the budget to hire full-timers , then.

Stef Schrader > Wacko
09/23/2018 at 23:47

yes

Stef Schrader > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
09/23/2018 at 23:47

hard no

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/23/2018 at 23:47

I’m a dirty cager for life. Please envelop my stupid with a roll cage of some sort.

Stef Schrader > boxrocket
09/23/2018 at 23:48

Oof!

Stef Schrader > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/23/2018 at 23:48

Oooooooooof.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:55

I can afford imported Italian ma c n’cheese, can that buy the domain?

Future Heap Owner > Stef Schrader
09/23/2018 at 23:57

I feel ya. My whole left leg has been having shooting pains for the last half a week. It sucks.

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/24/2018 at 00:10

IDK, but it sounds delicious.

Stef Schrader > Future Heap Owner
09/24/2018 at 00:10

Ouch!

Wacko > Stef Schrader
09/24/2018 at 00:24

You need this guy

Kinja'd!!!

Stef Schrader > Wacko
09/24/2018 at 04:02

That also looks kind of painful somehow?

random001 > Stef Schrader
09/24/2018 at 06:41

I really don’t want to laugh at this, Stef, but I am laughing at this...

I’m sorry.

I’ve done this before, I literally feel your pain, but I’m still laughing...

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Stef Schrader
09/24/2018 at 06:44

I tried! :P

Stef Schrader > random001
09/24/2018 at 11:05

As long as you know my pain.

random001 > Stef Schrader
09/24/2018 at 11:07

Heh. One side, or both? I pulled my left buttcheek once, when I had the Z06. It made driving agonizing!

Stef Schrader > itranthelasttimeiparkedit
09/24/2018 at 11:10

I guess I could adopt UT? I’ve lived close to it for longer than I spent in college at BU now. They haven’t had any massive scandal coverups lately of the “this totally ruined innocent students’ lives” variety. They seem fine!

Real talk, though, nothing matters and I can’t find it in me to care about sports at the moment. Also, my butt does not feel good this morning. Still.

Stef Schrader > random001
09/24/2018 at 12:57

Both. My butt. My WHOLE butt.

random001 > Stef Schrader
09/24/2018 at 13:02

....

....wow....

Stef Schrader > Stef Schrader
09/24/2018 at 22:35

UPDATE: My butt is okay today.