Didn’t know this was a thing. 

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 09/23/2018 at 18:42 • Filed to: This poster declares no financial interest in the the subject of this post

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And that there is a certification for it.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 18:49

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I've convinced three companies that I know what I'm doing through certifications.

M.T. Blake > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 18:53

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Hmmm...

Chariotoflove > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/23/2018 at 18:56

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If you have a tried and true method for this, let me know. I’m thinking this is a good way to get paid for petting doggos.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 18:58

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I'm a Certified Quality Inspector via ASQ and a Certified IPC trainer for J-STD-001, 610, and WHMA-620

Chariotoflove > M.T. Blake 09/23/2018 at 18:58

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Wow.  I’ve been wasting my education all these years.

Chariotoflove > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/23/2018 at 18:59

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So, what you’re saying is the more acronyms, the better.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/23/2018 at 19:10

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But are you ISO9001 and ISO27001?

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 09/23/2018 at 19:10

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My company is 9000 and 13485.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 19:12

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Totally.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 19:18

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It's the Initial QUALITY JD POWAH Award canine hand therapy equivalent.

Chariotoflove > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/23/2018 at 19:20

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Thank you, sensei .

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/23/2018 at 19:22

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Just somebody please warn me when we get to the point that I can get in trouble for pe tting a doggo without a certification.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 19:31

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That day is coming sooner than you think 

Sovande > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 19:35

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My buddy sent me a pic of his dog at a doggy acupuncturist for his bad back. Love is a many splendor ed thing. And a fool and his money are soon parted. 

Urambo Tauro > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 19:44

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Massage

Petting. It’s called petting.

Cash Rewards > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 19:47

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Ill be honest, when my dog had her surgery and rehabilitation, one of the therapist massaged her. Never seen that reaction out of her. It’s like she melted. Made me feel like I can’t even pet my dog right. There is apparently some education to be had (30 minutes online, probably)

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 21:06

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Apologies to Chris Farley: “I could shit in a box and put a certification on it.”

AestheticsInMotion > Chariotoflove 09/23/2018 at 21:19

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I passed a van that had "Horse Massage" on the side of it today. 

Chariotoflove > Sovande 09/23/2018 at 22:38

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Wow, I’d hate to have to get my dog to sit still for that.

Chariotoflove > Urambo Tauro 09/23/2018 at 22:39

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And apparently I could have been charging for it all this time.

Chariotoflove > Cash Rewards 09/23/2018 at 22:39

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30 minutes well spent, apparently.

Chariotoflove > AestheticsInMotion 09/23/2018 at 22:42

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We used to call tha t “grooming”.

I’ve never met a single horse person who wouldn’t have laughed at that sign.