RIP Martini Mower

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
09/24/2018 at 13:00 • Filed to: McMower, MartiniMower

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It is with a heavy heart that we have to announce that Paddy Mowe, the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has completed its last lap.

We have exhausted our allocation of power units, and have lost our sponsorship for next season.

Had to replace the muffler a few weeks ago, and the exhausts bolts weren’t cooperating. I’ll let the rest of the photos speak for themselves.

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(pours one out, places in mowerdeck museum)

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > McMike
09/23/2018 at 15:34

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JB weld to the rescue!


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > McMike
09/23/2018 at 15:36

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Real race lawn mowers don’t have mufflers. Stuff some steel wool in there and take another lap!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > McMike
09/23/2018 at 15:44

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LS swap bro


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > McMike
09/23/2018 at 16:05

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Noooooo!!!


Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > McMike
09/23/2018 at 16:12

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Just swap the engine. Mowers basically have universal bolt patterns, so it’s super easy.

Fun fact, I’ve never bought a mower. Someone gave me a mower with a rotten deck, so I swap the good engine  onto another deck. Since then I’ve replaced the handle twice, and I’m in need of a new deck for next season. But the engine starts on the first pull every time, even the first start of the season.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > McMike
09/23/2018 at 16:30

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Open exhaust- it's a real race mower now!


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > McMike
09/23/2018 at 17:00

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If you don't replace the engine, either mount the deck in your garage or sell it to a fellow Oppo.


Kinja'd!!! oldmxer > McMike
09/23/2018 at 17:03

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dont give up so easy, rotate over a few degrees and drill and tap new holes


Kinja'd!!! McMike > boredalways
09/23/2018 at 17:46

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It’s a $200 mower, and it’s nine years old. I replaced the deck two years ago ($100) and another engine just isn’t worth it.

I will be hanging this deck on the wall along side the previous deck .


Kinja'd!!! nermal > McMike
09/23/2018 at 18:14

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It’s time for a turbo. Just use some zip ties or JB Weld or something to hold it on.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > oldmxer
09/23/2018 at 18:15

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I thought about that, but I didn’t have that tap. That was the last straw. I wasn’t spending any more time on a nine year old, $200 mower.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > McMike
09/23/2018 at 18:26

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I’ve had my push mower since February 2007. I’ve only changed the blade twice, one spark plug, added oil every once in a blue moon, and one wheel. Still running strong.

Of course it looks like absolute shit....


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > McMike
09/23/2018 at 18:34

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... holy crap, I take it you do auto body professionally?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
09/23/2018 at 18:47

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No, but I have tape and spray cans.

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One could also assume by the outcome of the bolt extraction, I am also not a professional mechanic.


Kinja'd!!! AuthiCooper1300 > McMike
09/23/2018 at 18:52

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I was going to suggest turning it into a static exhibit, but hanging the deck on the wall is almost as good.

It’ll be like those museums that have d o n e t h e s a m e w i t h the fibreglass shells of old sports-prototyp es and Le Mans GTs .

O h w a i t . . . l e g e n d h a s i t t h a t P o r s c h e f o u n d i t s o l d C i s i t a l i a GP r a c e r hang i n g o n t h e w a l l o f a n o l d g a r a g e i n B u e n o s A i r e s . W h y n o t t h e w h o l e m a c h i n e ?


Kinja'd!!! random001 > McMike
09/24/2018 at 13:07

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I am laughing and crying....


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > nermal
09/24/2018 at 13:28

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D i d n ’ t o n e o f t h o s e g o n z o c h a r a c t e r s o n Y o u T u b e b u i l d a t u r b o ’ d m o w e r ? S e e m s a n a t u r a l p r o g r e s s i o n f o r g u y s b u i l d i n g c o o l / w e i r d m a c h i n e s ?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > McMike
09/24/2018 at 13:34

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weld on big long pipe. 


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > McMike
09/24/2018 at 15:04

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was your mower a Mcl aren Honda?


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > boredalways
09/24/2018 at 20:43

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i got one for free that previous owner of my house left and havent done anything but filter and spark plug. Still runs good