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"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 09/20/2018 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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Just passed this tragic spectacle. Can’t say I’m surprised.

CB > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 15:01

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Did you know that 75% of Jags are still on the road? And 25% made it home?

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 15:05

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I have the same reaction when I see a Land Rover pulling into an auto parts store or a mechanics garage. My inner monolouge turns into David Attenborough and I thi nk “Here we see the majestic Land Rover Discovery in it’s natural habitat. Free from predators, it lets its guard down and lowers itself on it’s air suspension. Soon it will release it’s fluids as it relaxes for the evening”

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 15:12

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“Luckily, this was Ted’s 5th tow that month, so it was free”

dogisbadob > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 15:21

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The repair bill will be a work of ink that even Mr. Executive can’ t afford :p

Azrek > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 15:22

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Truck owner and Jag owner are the same person. It was cheaper to buy a tow truck company than to keep fixing the Jag. 

lone_liberal > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 16:09

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The roadside assistance that comes with a lot of classic car insurance guarantees a flatbed tow. You would think a Jag owner would be a connoisseur  of roadside assistance. 

Ash78, voting early and often > Azrek 09/20/2018 at 16:20

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My thoughts exactly. Nice.

Die-Trying > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 16:33

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“ finally deciding that he is going to take his jag WHEREVER, WHENEVER, Jim does the rational thing, and just buys his OWN tow truck”

McMike > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/20/2018 at 18:07

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Hopefully he’s not getting it towed in to replace that missing side-view mirror.

pip bip - choose Corrour > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/21/2018 at 03:58

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Jag in it’s natural habitat

Spanfeller is a twat > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/25/2018 at 10:47

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Who called animal control on that jaguar?

Stapleface > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/25/2018 at 10:54

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Jaguar XK WEEEEEE.   L et’s do this again, this is fun.

Tekamul > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/25/2018 at 10:57

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Don’t worry, it’s not broken, he just parks like an asshole

Matt Nichelson > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/25/2018 at 11:13

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Jag Owner: “Hey Siri, show me taxi companies in my area”

Siri: “I knew you took the Jaguar out today. I have one already on the way.”