Speedy Delivery

"Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness" (long-voyager-2nd-edition) 09/20/2018 at 12:27 • Filed to: None

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Great idea for Speedy Delivery service: Fit all their trucks with Hellcat drivelines, hire professional drivers, give them a pass to haul ass and drift every corner while making deliveries! Just think of one of these

With 700+ hp drifting in to make deliveries, the driver gets out in full race gear, drops your package, then goes drifting away!

I may be on a crazy kick today ;)

WilliamsSW > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 12:29

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Are they hiring?

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > WilliamsSW 09/20/2018 at 12:31

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If they had trucks like that I wouldn’t care about the pay!

WilliamsSW > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 12:35

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“$ 20 an hour? Sure I’ll pay you that!"

and 100 more > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 12:38

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Guaranteed on-time, but not in tact.

lone_liberal > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 12:41

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Then send it to Ontrac. They have had a keyboard I ordered here in town for a week and haven’t been able to manage getting it from their warehouse to my office. 

Svend > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 13:05

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How about a Ford Transit ‘Supervan 3' fitted with a Ford Cosworth 2.9 V6 650bhp Formula 1 engine?

Aremmes > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 13:23

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Hellcat powertrain? Nah, not enough torque to spin the rear wheels when loaded. Better a Detroit 12V-92TA with methanol injection, that’ll get the tires all nice and toasty.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 13:26

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eh... you wouldnt really need to give them a pass to haul ass and drift everywhere

every white van driver drives like that..... thats why so many companies install gps safety nannies and rev limiters that force drivers to shift up at 2000 revs now :p

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Svend 09/20/2018 at 15:44

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This is also an acceptable answer.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Aremmes 09/20/2018 at 15:46

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I support this decision. 

Future Heap Owner > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 09/20/2018 at 16:56

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Let’s not limit ourselves to internal combustion here. Rocket cars are a real thing.