GMG just keeps jumping the shark...

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
09/18/2018 at 13:01 • Filed to: None

Keep up the great work, ladies of Jezebel. I’m sure if you keep talking about the genitals of a sitting president, you’ll eventually achieve the journalistic credibility of Buzzfeed or maybe even TMZ. #bigdreams #youtoo

Beyond the pale. Imagine if Hill ary were a total ethical scumbag (bear with me) and became president. Would this even be imaginable?

I’m taking a break, GMG doesn’t deserve the clicks to add to their statistics — even if it’s just Oppo.

DISCUSSION (48)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:06

Texbook Jezebel/ Gawker. Nothing to see here, move along...

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:09

Also, the headline is factually wrong.

Wouldn’t it be:

Book: President has mushroom dick?

Wacko > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:09

now trump ruined this for all of us

Kinja'd!!!

Maxima Speed > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:10

I hear you man, sometime you have to just step away for a while. Even now I find it hard to stay. If there was another community like this, or if we migrated to something else I would jump in a heart beat. As it is Oppo is just unique.

Takuro Spirit > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:11

I’m waiting for The Root to post a article about how ALL the Wypipo’s dicks is small like a toadstool.

Textured Soy Protein > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:11

“Report:” in a headline means they’re relaying information published elsewhere. In this case, after I disconnected my phone from the work wifi and went over to the article, its lead paragraph is:

Stormy Daniels’s presidential tell-all Full Disclosure isn’t out yet, but the Guardian snagged a copy, which is why we now have a working description of Donald Trump’s dick.

LongbowMkII > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:13

If half the prostitutes in DC knew what her genitals looked like it’d make great tabloid fodder. Im not sure what the issue is other than you have excessive expectations for what is largely a tabloid blog. Not that they don’t have important stories and issues mixed in.

fintail > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:14

I just consider the source and don’t click there. Jez offers nothing for me, and vice versa.

I suspect some of the tough real Americans out there who support the newly drained swamp will take it personally, however.

Ash78, voting early and often > Wacko
09/18/2018 at 13:14

What a goombah!

Wait...

Ash78, voting early and often > LongbowMkII
09/18/2018 at 13:15

They have always pitched themselves as a liberated, enlightened, intelligent, and groundbreaking place...but then about 10% of the time, it’s this crap. It’s like opening a copy of Utne Reader and finding a Cosmo Quiz inside.

LongbowMkII > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:16

Also the first presidential nationwide text message will be:

ITS COMPLETELY NORMAL!

*pic*

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:17

eh... i got a good laugh out of that one... didnt need or want to know it... but a good laugh none the less

Ash78, voting early and often > fintail
09/18/2018 at 13:18

I didn’t click (and won’t) but when it’s on the Jalop frontpage, you can’t ignore it. And that’s another issue -- cross-pollination of stuff that will show up on my screen and holds no interest for me.

Milky > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:18

I think its wrong to make of someone’s looks when it not their choice and if it was Hillary commenting on her boobs would be wrong.

Largest HOWEVER , ever. This is the President who bragged about grabbing pussy and had an affair with a porn star. Then tried to buy her silence but forgot to sign the contract. He put himself in this situation.

Ash78, voting early and often > LongbowMkII
09/18/2018 at 13:18

DONGTEXTGATE!

LongbowMkII > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:21

And the NYT pitches itself as a paragon of journalistic integrity .

If someone tells you what they are take it with a grain of salt.

My bird IS the word > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:22

I always assumed he had a pseudopenis like the feminist-as-fuck h yena:

https://jezebel.com/introducing-the-pseudopenis-or-why-female-hyenas-are-f-1714981846

Wacko > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:23

no shark but relevant

Kinja'd!!!

fintail > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:27

Ah. I don’t spend much time at Jalop either.

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:28

Dude, the denizens of Jezebel represent enlightened women as much as coal-rolling, Confederate flag-flying, Nazi tattoo-wearing yahoos represent all pickup owners.

Snailkite > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:28

You’re really upset that President “Grab ‘em By The Pussy” Trump who had an affair with a pornstar and paid hush money to keep it quiet is having his dick roasted in public by that pornstar?

Really?

DipodomysDeserti > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:32

No, I don’t think it would be imaginable that Hillary would have a weird dick. And I think we know she isn’t the Clinton who is banging porn stars.

It is commendable how you managed to bring up Hillary Clinton in a story about the president having a weird dick, though. And then repost the story that you’re mad about. A story about the president having a weird dick. That’s some next level satire.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:34

Yeah they suck sometimes , also, why are they sharing Splinter articles on Jalopnik ? I mean I dont mind them, but it seems like bait for the (many) conservative jalops

DipodomysDeserti > fintail
09/18/2018 at 13:36

Just the ones with weird dicks.

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/18/2018 at 13:40

Book’s not out. They cited a report about the book.

Now I’m going to go slam my dick in a door for commenting to a comment in a thread about someone complaining about a story of a report that the president has a weird dick.

ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:43

+1 for Utne Reader.

random001 > Takuro Spirit
09/18/2018 at 13:48

Damn, son....

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 13:52

Jez has been judging bodies for years. Can you jump the shark if that’s always been your thing?

Milky > DipodomysDeserti
09/18/2018 at 13:56

But that would make your dick weird and people would talk about it.

Die-Trying > fintail
09/18/2018 at 13:59

drained?........... you know a hurricane went through the coast right? swamp is back, as it ever was.........

wkiernan > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 14:15

Yeah, those awful, vulgar GMG people talking about the genitals of a sitting president. Never before in history have any people had the indecency to stoop so low in public, particularly in res pect to the nearly-holy office of the Presidency .

Wait, what’s this on the Washington Post website , dated August 20, 2018, bylined “by Michael Kranish”?

A 1998 memo written by Brett Kavanaugh proposed a series of tough, sexually explicit questions for President Bill Clinton to answer about his affair with Monica Lewinsky, shedding new light on the Supreme Court nominee’s moralistic outlook and his view of presidential power.

Kavanaugh, as associate counsel in the office of independent counsel Kenneth W. Starr, wrote in the memo that he was “strongly opposed” to giving Clinton any “break” and suggested 10 questions, including: “If Monica Lewinsky says that you inserted a cigar into her vagina while you were in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?”

The memo provides a contrast to the genial, soft-spoken nominee who chooses every word carefully as he makes the rounds of the Senate before his Sept. 4 hearing before the Judiciary Committee. It reveals a hardball tactician who argued forcefully that Starr had the right to press the president for answers, a view he later shifted, saying presidents are too busy to be subject to such investigations while in office.

Whoa! Well gosh, it’s a good thing cooler heads prevailed, and this indecent line of inquiry was called off before it reached the public’s delicate and easily offended ears and eyes, and our country and the office of the Presidency was spared this kind of muck-raking .

DipodomysDeserti > Milky
09/18/2018 at 14:34

Only if I decided to screw pornstars and lie about it.

B/Xmrrmvr > Spanfeller is a twat
09/18/2018 at 14:44

but it seems like bait for the (many) conservative jalops

I’m pretty sure it’s not limited to just Jalopnik. Their goal seems to be to bait all the conservatives/”centrists” from each blog . The comment section is usually a cesspool and they seem to let anyone out of the grays to troll.

Tristan > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 14:47

This is definitive proof of Russian collision! We now have everything we need to pursue impeachment!

Spanfeller is a twat > B/Xmrrmvr
09/18/2018 at 14:55

Fuckin pointless in my honest opinion

Their posts about mexican politics tend to be so ignorant it’s almost offensive, unless its Jorge Ramos. Ramos is bae.

fintail > Die-Trying
09/18/2018 at 15:12

That was snark ;)

The swamp is much worse than ever before.

Jonee > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 15:34

I would unbunch your underwear on this one. Women have been mocked for their bodies since the beginning of time. It’s about time the tables were turned especially when it comes to this dick’s dick.

BigBlock440 > wkiernan
09/18/2018 at 15:57

Monica was never president, and “cigar” isn’t a euphemism , it’s referencing an actual cigar...

f86sabre > LongbowMkII
09/18/2018 at 16:07

That is the scary thing. In today’s world, and with today’s president, there is a non-zero chance that we will end up having to deal with the public release of a pic of his schlong.

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat
09/18/2018 at 16:20

You mean bait for the easily triggered? ;)

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail
09/18/2018 at 16:36

Well, walk a mile in their shoes...B eing triggered isn’t a nice feeling.. I know its easy and its almost funny, but a website shouldn’t be promoting it

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat
09/18/2018 at 16:41

I don’t know, most of the time, I can keep walking, and when I do play along, it is that, playing. I don’t lose sleep over oppo chatter.

Time has shown that some aren’t just playing. All the more amusing coming from the supposed brave tough warriors who laugh at the opponents for being easily, well, triggered.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > wkiernan
09/18/2018 at 17:34

He was a lawyer doing his job. You, or I, may disagree with the job, but it’s the job. As long as it is ethical, you represent your client zealously, to the best of your ability. That occasionally requires you to ask questions or take positions that may be distasteful to others (or even yourself).

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail
09/18/2018 at 19:57

Irony is found in those with weakness of mind and stuburness of heart...

And it probably sounds Ironic comminng from me too

nermal > Ash78, voting early and often
09/18/2018 at 19:58

Relax and get yourself a sandwich. I recommend a roast beef!

Kinja'd!!!

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat
09/18/2018 at 21:43

I think stubbornness of heart is a big thing around here. I don’t think of anyone here as being weak-minded, but emotional, yes.

It also may explain how anyone in the first world can support the newly filled swamp, especially people under 50.

Ash78, voting early and often > nermal
09/19/2018 at 09:14

I use all the meat in my house for curtains.

Not sure they’re still safe to eat...

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Ash78, voting early and often
09/19/2018 at 11:05

Kinja'd!!!