Bet he drives a v6 Challenger 

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 09/17/2018 at 00:38 • Filed to: Idiots

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I went to the internet and found this

some people...smh

Berang > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 00:54

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$1 says this man drinks bud light because he is scared of other beers.

Berang > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 00:54

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$1 says this man drinks bud light because he is scared of other beers.

nj959 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 00:54

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Turns out a v6 Challenger is slightly quicker to 60 and uses way less fuel than my car, so I guess I’m the loser here :(

Damn you for prompting me to look up the 0-60 time.

DutchieDC2R > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 00:54

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Ill bet he's always low on blinker fluid...

nj959 > Berang 09/17/2018 at 00:55

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Or maybe a Corona Light if he wants to shake things up a bit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 00:58

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Incidentally, w e have an oppo who bought a new V6 Challenger actually... I stopped doing “take-a-jab-at” posts because I remember too many things.

“Hah! Look at that POS. I’m gonna post this to Oppo and — no wait, three people own that model... Ooh! Talk about stereotypes with that car there. Oppo is gonna eat this u— no wait, that really nice guy just bought one... Ooh! An ugly chandelier!”

WRXforScience > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 00:59

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But, he’s owning the Libs. Don’t you understand how important it is to own the Libs?

If no one owns the Libs than gas consumption and prices will fall, healthcare will be available to all, and the environment will be cleaner. Do you want communism, because that’s how you get communism.

You sound un’murican, you keep that up and the illegals are going to take our guns and force us to have abortions.

Berang > nj959 09/17/2018 at 01:00

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one of those fancy “imported” beers

ttyymmnn > WRXforScience 09/17/2018 at 01:05

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#COTD

Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 01:06

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Nah, that guy drives his mum’s Toyota Camry because he screwed his own truck as he knows jack shit about how they work and is sat on his lawn rusting away while he reads ‘Auto Repairs For Dummies ’. 

Nick Has an Exocet > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 01:08

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Official T-Shirt of the 2000 Chevrolet Chevy Monte Carlo Pace Car Edition  

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > WRXforScience 09/17/2018 at 01:08

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Pretty much this.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/17/2018 at 02:36

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I think you underestimate this community . I once asked who has the objectively worst car on Oppo, and there was a chorus of ‘me’.

Nauraushaun > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 02:54

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man. who’s the real asshole?

CRider > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/17/2018 at 04:23

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I’m sure your car isn’t THAT bad. 

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 04:35

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That shirt badly needs a comma before the last word. 

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CRider 09/17/2018 at 04:51

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Well, I was talking from the perspective of the commenter. With that said; three of my four vehicles are not roadworthy. And the only one that is is a Defender, so it's just a matter of time.

McMike > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 05:10

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Why is the Prius driver an asshole in that statement? The Prius used LESS fuel so his car could use it.

I don’t get it.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > McMike 09/17/2018 at 05:47

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There is no logic. Facts don’t matter as long as he feels superior.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Nick Has an Exocet 09/17/2018 at 05:47

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Perfecto!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 09/17/2018 at 05:57

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That shirt badly needs to not exist at all.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Svend 09/17/2018 at 05:59

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“ Read”? Nah I don’t think he does any of that LOL

McMike > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 05:59

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It’s just dumb. The “asshole” ruins it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/17/2018 at 06:11

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Veronica has to at least be in the top five. I want to win at  something!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2018 at 06:46

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See, this is what I'm talking about

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Nick Has an Exocet 09/17/2018 at 07:22

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That Neon tho!?!

Arrivederci > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 08:15

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There’s a guy at my office who drives a V6 Challenger - it’s one of the nicer ones with the appearance package, looks really nice. Anyway, of course he has a vanity plate - MOPRPWR .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Berang 09/17/2018 at 09:12

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One time he tried Miller Lite but he won’t admit he liked it.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 09/17/2018 at 09:48

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Let’s eat Grandma!

CRider > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/17/2018 at 15:19

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Well, that’s ok. People on Oppo pride themse lves on who can drive the worst crapcan on the road, and the people who can put up with the shittiest of shitboxes gets to write for Jalopnik, like David Tracy.

aquila121 > WRXforScience 09/17/2018 at 17:31

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I will happily add to your star count.

aquila121 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/17/2018 at 17:35

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“Worst” or... best? in a very similar vein as this gem:

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/17/2018 at 22:09

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I don’t get it. I have extended family members that go all in on the bro truck lifestyle. And the ultimate measure, is how shitty is your fuel economy?  Its l ike some stupid form of self fragella tion.