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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
09/15/2018 at 12:42 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/15/2018 at 12:51

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Friend: I’m looking for a new car, I hear you’re the expert and I want your advice.

Me: do you like or want any specific one? Buy that.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch
09/15/2018 at 13:01

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Even then you’ll probably still get blamed when it breaks. 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > WilliamsSW
09/15/2018 at 13:03

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Seriously.

They are looking for validation and a scapegoat simultaneously. 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/15/2018 at 13:30

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Friend: Hey man these are my needs and I am looking for a new ca...

Me: Say no more!Here are the best models imo and some alternatives. Attached is a detailed excel sheet with all Pros cons. My personal opinions on how the they drive. I feel you cant go wrong with the top 3 on my list. Definitely test drive all 3 and decide

friend: wow super helpful. Thanks dude!

much later...

friend: Hey man just wanted to share that I bought this completely unrelated vehicle as this was the only one I test drove and even this i only stopped by the dealership becuase it is close to my workplace, and my wife really liked the seats and this color. Also I said i was going to buy used but instead leased a new one.

Me: * eyes twitching* Motherfuc.....Cool man good choice enjoyyour new ride.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch
09/15/2018 at 13:33

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Yep. Been there, done that. As has most of Oppo probably. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/15/2018 at 13:49

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nope... i know nothing about cars.... what are you looking to get?

a golf

hmmmm... well it has 4 wheels an engine and seats... i think its a car


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/15/2018 at 13:49

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nope... i know nothing about cars.... what are you looking to get?

a golf

hmmmm... well it has 4 wheels an engine and seats... i think its a car


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/15/2018 at 14:07

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An acquaintance enthustically showed me their new Renegade.

“I bought it because it’s basically a baby Jeep Wrangler!”

It took a lot of will-power to utter my reply: “... Yeah!” Unfortunately it’s actually a Fiat and really isn’t a Wrangler in any way whatsoever, either mechanically or physically. But the purchase was made, why be a jackass. All they saw was  “Jeep.” Branding folks. It works.


Kinja'd!!! JustAnotherG6 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
09/17/2018 at 12:29

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