"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/14/2018 at 13:28 • Filed to: One of these is mine, where are yours? | 1 | 15 |
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/14/2018 at 13:36 | 0 |
Okay, "bork to the future" is fantastic.
For Sweden
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/14/2018 at 13:45 | 1 |
I got this
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/14/2018 at 13:50 | 6 |
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes The wøndërful telephøne system And mäni interesting furry animals.
Including the majestik møøse.
A Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”...
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Special Møøse Effects
OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST
PROT III
Miss Taylor’s Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to
mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses’ noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the
left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a
thorough grounding in Latin, French and “O” Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
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> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2018 at 14:36 | 1 |
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> AuthiCooper1300
09/14/2018 at 14:40 | 1 |
It’s possible. When there’s a problem in the subtitles almost anything could be afoot.
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> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2018 at 14:46 | 0 |
Dang, I have not seen it yet.
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Dogsatemypants
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/14/2018 at 14:49 | 0 |
Somebody make a cy borg moose with the following quote from first contact : Borg? Sounds Swedish.
Dogsatemypants
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2018 at 14:50 | 0 |
They have been sacked. And now for Llama-rama!
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> Dogsatemypants
09/14/2018 at 14:53 | 0 |
Ralph the Wonder Llama is my porn pseudonym.
Dogsatemypants
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2018 at 14:54 | 1 |
I want a plate surround that says Møøsepower!
Cé hé sin
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2018 at 15:08 | 0 |
In linguistic news, Sweden cannot into ø.
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> Cé hé sin
09/14/2018 at 15:12 | 0 |
In puppetry news, the Muppet Swedish Chef is a fraud. A fraud, I say.
At any rate, the Monty Python credits may have been a false flagga operation to incriminate Sweden unjustly... or to trick people into going to Sweden for no reason.
The mention of Oslo is either suggestive or more misdirection.
Cé hé sin
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/14/2018 at 15:15 | 0 |
I’m actually going to Stockholm next week.
I’ll investigate.
Dogsatemypants
> Dogsatemypants
09/14/2018 at 15:17 | 0 |
What is the conversion rate from horespower to Møøsepower to llamathrust?
Enginerrrrrrrrr
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/14/2018 at 23:57 | 1 |
I’m sure there’s no way to tell which one is yours ;)
I’ll be paging you tomorrow if I can ever finish my design...
These are all pretty excellent though.