Salesmanship.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/14/2018 at 08:12 • Filed to: craigslist

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This guy has it in spades...

 Craigslist cum laude.

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2018 at 08:13

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https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/d/toyota-camry/6697052769.html

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2018 at 08:23

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I’ll bet he uses that phrase in all of his ads.

“Please don’t ask me questions about the furniture.”

“Please don’t ask me questions about the job.”

“Please don't ask me questions about the house."

TysMagic > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2018 at 08:44

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$600 runs and drives, I’d tinker for that 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2018 at 08:44

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When do you collect it?



davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2018 at 09:14

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That was my first car.

functionoverfashion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2018 at 09:22

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I bet he knows why there is a bottle of margarita mix (?) in the cupholder. Lemme ask you that, sir!

MM54 > functionoverfashion 09/14/2018 at 09:44

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If you phrase it right, it’s not a question about the car, it’s a question about the margarita mix...

functionoverfashion > MM54 09/14/2018 at 09:57

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Perfect loophole! “I’m interested in the 1984 Camry, but I have some questions . What brand is that margarita mix, and is it any good? Why don’t you just squeeze some lime juice and a splash of triple sec in with the tequila instead? And what is that blue bottle behind it?”

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2018 at 11:30

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Shit, $600 for something that starts, drives, and stops? I don’t think you’re allowed to ask questions for that price.

dogisbadob > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/15/2018 at 21:10

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Me too!