Sneezelopnik: I just sneezed so loudly and viciously that...

"VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits) 09/12/2018 at 20:54 • Filed to: None

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my dog’s wife wife’s dog just left the room out of fear.

Discuss.

I tried SneezepossiteLock and it looked kinda dumb, tbh.

edit: example video (not me) and about 2x louder than what my computer speakers allow.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 09/12/2018 at 20:56

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I get sneezing fits about once a week and my dog looks like I’m going to beat him.

Dusty Ventures > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 09/12/2018 at 20:59

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“My dog’s wife”

Wait what?

Nibby > Dusty Ventures 09/12/2018 at 21:01

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wife’s dog

Dusty Ventures > Nibby 09/12/2018 at 21:04

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That’s not what it says tho

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Dusty Ventures 09/12/2018 at 21:04

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Oh, I’m just a goddamn idiot whose fingers aren’t connected to his brain. 

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 09/12/2018 at 21:05

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plot twist, wife is a dog also, and is multiple spouse married to a dog aswell. it's dogs all the way down

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 09/12/2018 at 23:37

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When I sneeze, my dog comes to me and boops me to make sure I'm okay.

C62030 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/13/2018 at 01:57

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When I sneeze, my dog’s Apple Watch calls 911.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 09/13/2018 at 10:06

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My mom’s sneezes would shake the house. I’ve inherited some of that.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > C62030 09/13/2018 at 10:06

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I laughed hard at this.