Breakfast sausage is better than bacon.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/12/2018 at 19:39 • Filed to: There are dozens of us

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Change my mind.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 19:43

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What’s it like being so wrong so often

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/12/2018 at 19:46

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Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 19:46

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Not without maple syrup, it isn’t.

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 19:47

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Sausage links SUCK! SAGE or Maple patties all day.

Also, bacon is best when cooked in the oven.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 19:48

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RETRACT OR BAN

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 09/12/2018 at 19:54

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NO BAN. ONLY SAUSAGE.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 19:56

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Don’t know about you, but my lower colon will tolerate about 5 times the bacon by weight that it will sausage, plus I can make a BLT with bacon, put it on a burger...

That’s pretty convincing to me.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 19:56

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I got frustrated with trying to get bacon right so I moved on to sausage, I have never made such a profound life changing decision before. Breakfast sausage has changed my life and is bringing peace to earth and good will to mankind.

Chariotoflove > boredalways 09/12/2018 at 19:57

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I assume when you put it on a rack so the grease can drip down.

imadick > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 19:57

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/12/2018 at 19:59

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I want to marry you.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:03

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HELLLLL NOOOO!!!!!

Are you drinking that American piss water you call beer again?

Seriously, if this is what it’s doing to your head, STOP IT!!!!

Bacon is amazing.

Whether it’s British , American or Canadian.

Wrapped around a burrito

Part of a breakfast

Wrapped around a hotdog sausage

Basted with Maple Syrup in a toasted naan

Wrapped in puff pastry with a little cheese

Wrapped around onion rings

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 09/12/2018 at 20:05

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I never said bacon was bad. 

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:08

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Bacon is far better than sausage*.

Though Cumberland Sausage is damned close. 

boredalways > Chariotoflove 09/12/2018 at 20:10

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Nope. Base layer of foi l, 1st layer of parchment paper, then bacon, then 2nd layer of parchment paper pressed down on the bacon. Cook in preheated oven at 400°F for 17-25 minutes. Adjust temperature and time accordingly. Once you are done removing the bacon, take the edges off the bottom foil layer to gently  cup it so you can drop it straight into the trash, so it makes cleaning up easier.

Chariotoflove > boredalways 09/12/2018 at 20:14

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Too much work for me. I like to microwave. I can do multiple layers alternating with paper towels and do an entire pound because I have the time worked out perfectly.

I remember they sold those microwave  racks where you could drape the bacon over them and it would drip down. Never tried one though.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:15

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I’m generally in agreement, preferring sausage over bacon, but there’s at least one place you can’t make the substitution:

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:28

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Bacon is delicious.

Not as delicious as sausage, but delicious nonetheless.

This is a good opinion, carry on. 

WilliamsSW > imadick 09/12/2018 at 20:29

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This is even better then just bacon or sausage. Total win!

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:38

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Don’t tell my wife but I agree (in reality it works out, we get brunch all the time and she hogs the bacon and I receive sausage for sharing. )

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:38

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On second thought , you’re not nearly as wrong as I thought you were at first.

boredalways > Chariotoflove 09/12/2018 at 20:38

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They still sell those racks...if you're seriously looking for one

Tristan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:39

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Our nation is polarized enough...

I love both.

i86hotdogs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 20:48

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Sausage links are easier to cook. That’s the only advantage I see to bacon. PLAIN breakfast sausage is boring. Maybe I’ve been tainted with the generic breakfast diner links that come a dime a dozen, but the smokey, salty flavor of bacon will always win me over. Now, if you’re referring to maple links to bacon, its a close call. But the plain sausage links have little to no flavor compared to bacon.

I just eat  both and continue to be festively plump.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 21:01

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Good bacon is better than the best sausage. However sausage is much less likely to get screwed up by a drunk/hungover cook than bacon. Therefore you are much better off ordering sausage at a restaurant. 

Quadradeuce > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 21:21

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Sausage patties > bacon > paper cuts > sausage links

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Quadradeuce 09/12/2018 at 21:30

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S ausage links > s ausage patties > bacon > paper cuts > your mom

nj959 > imadick 09/12/2018 at 21:33

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Rage comics? On my Oppo?

It’s more likely than you think.

Your boy, BJR > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 21:42

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Yes, but:

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR 09/12/2018 at 21:43

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DO NOT WANT

Pork roll is what you get when you make something out of the leftovers that are too nasty to even put into sau sage.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 21:55

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Everyone likes bacon because unless you burn it, it’s hard to get wrong.

Sausage is more complex. I’ve had breakfast sausage so good that would make you forget bacon existed and I’ve had it so bad that I didn’t eat it for two years.

What I’m trying to say is, I 100% agree with you but I get why bacon is more popular 

not for canada - australian in disguise > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 22:55

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Small brain: Sausages

Brain: Bacon strips

Big brain: Ham

Massive brain: Back bacon

BaconSandwich is tasty. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/12/2018 at 23:26

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I disagree. Bacon is more flexible. When is the last time you had breakfast sausage for something other than breakfast?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BaconSandwich is tasty. 09/12/2018 at 23:36

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Today. When I had it for dinner.

Chariotoflove > boredalways 09/12/2018 at 23:39

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Not really.  I’ve got my bacon game down.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 00:02

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First of all - bacon is better than most foods it off the gate. Second... Meat fingers? Nah.

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/13/2018 at 00:04

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Learn to cook bacon better. It’s easy. Medium heat, long time.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 09/13/2018 at 00:12

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Who said anything about “fingers”?

UserNotFound > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 06:29

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I will not, because you are correct.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 08:15

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I agree with you, especially because this exists:

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 09/13/2018 at 10:08

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And pull it off the heat before it looks done (when it’s shrunk to about half size).

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 09/13/2018 at 10:10

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Care to share this microwave magic?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 10:10

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Breakfast for dinner, though?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/13/2018 at 10:34

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Ye s. Breakfast for dinner. It's a good thing.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 10:51

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Had it last night. My go-to when my wife’s away. Bought a big new pan and was able to do 5 big, thick strips of bacon at once and fry 4 eggs with plenty of room for each. Flaky biscuits in the oven, and orange juice and fruit on the side. Never get tired of it... Now to convince my 5 year old that he like “dip” eggs (over easy) like the other two.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/13/2018 at 10:53

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No ha sh browns. You fail at BfD.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 10:59

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Yeah, well, my kids get more than their fair share of fried potatoes, and we usually eat breakfast out once a week, so they get their allotment of hash browns there. =)

arl > Svend 09/13/2018 at 11:26

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Bacon wrapped burrito.

My life goals have now changed.

Thank you dear poster, thank you.

Racin'Jason001 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 11:27

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Are we the same person?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Racin'Jason001 09/13/2018 at 11:33

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I like  to think I’m unique but who knows.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 11:41

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You are so correct. Thank you. I pretty much hate bacon.

Svend > arl 09/13/2018 at 12:23

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I was stuck for a word in the moment for it.

It’s a wrap with mixed grated cheese, minced beef with onions and peppers in a sweet and spices Mexican sauce, wrapped in a tortilla, then wrapped in streaky (American bacon) and I initially was going to oven bake it but chose to fry it is butter. 

arl > Svend 09/13/2018 at 12:46

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YES.....!

I will make something similar over the weekend. 

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/13/2018 at 13:39

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You lay down a layer of paper towel in a glass baking dish and put a layer of bacon strips over it.  Then, you repeat the layers over that until you have the whole package in there.  Put paper towels on top.  Next, you microwave on high, best if your oven rotates the turntable while cooking, until done.  What done means depends on the power of your microwave.  You’ll have to experiment at first to find out what your optimal time is for the level of done-ness you prefer.  Start out with 5 minutes and then go up in two or three minute intervals from there.  I know that I can do an entire 12 ounce package of bacon in 12 minutes on mine.  The strips on top will be done a bit sooner than the interior layers.  If that’s an issue for you, you take off the top layer sooner.

Racin'Jason001 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 14:00

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Me too, but our love of sausage is very similar. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Racin'Jason001 09/13/2018 at 14:03

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Oh yeah?

Dusty Ventures > HammerheadFistpunch 09/13/2018 at 20:31

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Ooooooor: bake in oven.

Dusty Ventures > Chariotoflove 09/13/2018 at 20:41

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Best part of doing bacon in the oven: bacon weave. Weave the strips at the start and when you bake it it’ll become a firm, crispy sheet of woven bacon. You can pick it up without it falling apart, cut it into pieces to use in sandwiches, form it into a taco shell, use it as the crust for a pizza, etc etc.

Racin'Jason001 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/13/2018 at 21:35

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Yes, sausage links are really good.

boredalways > Dusty Ventures 09/13/2018 at 22:12

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Did you marinade it in Jack Daniels?

Dusty Ventures > boredalways 09/13/2018 at 22:19

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maple glaze

Chariotoflove > Dusty Ventures 09/14/2018 at 13:25

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That’s a good idea.  I’m gonna try that.