Self-Depreciating Humor Time

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 09/11/2018 at 23:35 • Filed to: Random

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I love making people laugh so here’s some humor!!

I’m so undateable, if there was a gofundme for dates (comically called godateme), no one would volunteer as tribute hahaha!!

Well as I’m reading this drunk it’s probs more funny to me than it is to anyone else. ¯\_()_/¯  

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/11/2018 at 23:37

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What have you been drinking? 

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/11/2018 at 23:40

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butchering up morgues makes me laugh

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/11/2018 at 23:42

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Well after leaving another hangout with a subtle but already well-known (for MONTHS) rejection, I’m now dipping into my bottle of Evan Williams. I allot myself one bottle of whatever I want a month now, and it’s almost halfway gone. ¯\_()_/¯  

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 09/11/2018 at 23:43

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/11/2018 at 23:44

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his own tears

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/11/2018 at 23:45

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One bottle a month? Oh how I wish I had your restraint.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Nibby 09/11/2018 at 23:47

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That’s no fun, they are already dead.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/11/2018 at 23:50

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I’ll openly admit I’m a budding 23 year old functional alcoholic. Give me a blank check and I’d be drinking every day.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/11/2018 at 23:52

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I’m 24 but.. yeah, it happens.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Nibby 09/11/2018 at 23:53

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There's the Nibby we know and love

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/11/2018 at 23:55

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And we both drive Boostangs coming from ST s ....We might have more in common than I thought.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/11/2018 at 23:59

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And we’ve probably been here for almost the same amount of time.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/12/2018 at 00:03

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2013-14 ?

Nibby > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/12/2018 at 00:04

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have you ever experienced rigor mortis?

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 00:04

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Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Nibby 09/12/2018 at 00:10

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Every good necrophiliac has.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 00:12

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2014 sometime soon after I got the FiST. I ordered it in October 2013 before they were really available.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 09/12/2018 at 00:12

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Nibby > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/12/2018 at 00:12

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good boy

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/12/2018 at 00:14

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2013 for me. Couldn’t get a FiST. Was told it would take 6 months to order or slightly less to find one with what I wanted. So FoST it was.

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 00:15

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Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 00:21

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I was really close to a FoST but, I was 19 and buying my first real car. And Hammond’s praise alone was enough for me to pull the trigger. I worshiped old Top Gear as a kid.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 09/12/2018 at 00:23

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Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 00:28

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/12/2018 at 00:29

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18 for me. With no chance or willingness to wait for a FiST, FoST was my only choice. And it was a good choice. That, or a V6 Mustang. I may’ve gone a full circle tho.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 09/12/2018 at 00:35

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Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 00:36

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 09/12/2018 at 00:39

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 00:39

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The great wisdom of the universe holds true - the minute you’re not looking, a dozen suitable people flood your life. In the meantime, I recommend getting to know Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Evan WIlliams, and Jose Cuervo. Th ey’re good company in moderation.

If I could, I’d send some of my excess luck your way. Unfortunately, we are on opposite sides of the state. 

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/12/2018 at 00:50

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Wisdom that which makes no god damned sense but I might be wisdom retarded. I know two of the four. Hate Jack Daniels and I don’t believe in luck that isn’t self made. Unfortunately, my luck is shit

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 01:12

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The hidden meaning being that the second you drop “performances” you attract the people who are into you as you you are. It’s why I stopped trying to sign up for dating websites and whatnot. I’d say it makes a lot of sense, but that’s me. Feel free to disagree if you wish but please keep in mind that a self-defeating attitude can ruin any good plan.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/12/2018 at 01:25

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I don’t act like someone I’m not. I’m always myself. No one is attracted to that so whatever. dating sites and apps are nothing more than cash grabs and shit for vanity and shortsighted shit I never belonged in. I gave up on that before I started.

Jayvincent > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 06:45

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Is it wrong that I read that as God-Ate-Me ?

pip bip - choose Corrour > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 08:18

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couldn’t agree more.

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 08:42

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aquila121 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 09:57

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“ Self-depreciating” would mean to me that you’re causing yourself to lose value over time . I realize you were drun k-posting, but pretty sure you meant this:

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 09/12/2018 at 10:34

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I don’t drink saltwater.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > aquila121 09/12/2018 at 10:37

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Yeah that.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jayvincent 09/12/2018 at 10:40

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/12/2018 at 10:41

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You’d probably drown first anyway.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 09/12/2018 at 10:42

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Oh! I hope it’s Titanic!!