Stepping waayy outside my comfort zone.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
09/07/2018 at 11:52 • Filed to: None

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So, during that most recent date I posted about, I was pretty much sold on going to the Alchemy Burn, which is basically the Georgia version of Burning Man. My impression of those things was always just “ rich white hipsters doing drugs” but, apparently, that’s only a very small portion of the whole thing.

So anyway, $117 later, I have a ticket and no idea what to do or what to expect. Has anyone here done anything similar?


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rainbow
09/07/2018 at 11:59

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The best recommended ROI for that  $117 is to do all the drugs.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
09/07/2018 at 12:04

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You should think twice before doing other people’s drugs. You have no idea what in that. 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CalzoneGolem
09/07/2018 at 12:09

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Yeah make sure no one spikes the drugs you’ re about to take while you’re not looking.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > CalzoneGolem
09/07/2018 at 12:15

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If this place is even remotely interested in not getting shut down, they wi ll have a tent on-site that does free drug testing (meaning  “ testing the drugs for quality ” , not “ drug-testing the party-goers” ).


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Rainbow
09/07/2018 at 12:16

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Is it on top of Stone Mountain? Is the effigy shaped like a lower-case T? Is everyone dressed up?

Run.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Rainbow
09/07/2018 at 12:18

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Be scared.

Stand there at the entrance, the day of the event , and be scared. Allow yourself to ac knowledge your fear, how your body is responding,all your worries and d oubts. Say to yourself, “Yes, this is me, scared.”

Then do it anyway. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > and 100 more
09/07/2018 at 12:33

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I didn’t even know that was a thing.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > and 100 more
09/07/2018 at 13:26

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Ive learn ed thats the secret to life. You have to be willing to put yourself in mortal danger from time to time... then know when to take a step back. 


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Ash78, voting early and often
09/07/2018 at 14:30

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Yeah, they have cute little ghost costumes!


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
09/07/2018 at 14:31

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But my mommy says drugs are for dummies.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rainbow
09/07/2018 at 14:33

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Does this eccentric genius look like a dummy to you? hmm?

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Rainbow
09/07/2018 at 14:58

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Roaming Gnomes!


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Rainbow
09/07/2018 at 18:53

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I feel like th e Georgia version of Burning Man is going to be veeeeery different than Burning Man.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > DipodomysDeserti
09/07/2018 at 19:04

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You’d be surprised. We have a hell of a lot of legitimate hippies.