*Don't say any mustang jokes* 

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
09/06/2018 at 22:13 • Filed to: None

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*I approach my car when I see someone snooping around it*

Me: Hi there

Person: Oh, sorry, I just really like your car

Me: No worries, have a look at it!

Person: We actually have a car club, we go out on the highway, this one here can pull, doesn’t it?

Me: I don’t pull much, it’s a very heavy car, but that seems like fun.

Person: Oh,okay.. I normally bring my GT500, but I brought my Suburban over today, lots of traffic.

Me: huh, so just cruising on the highway?

Person: Nah, this one time I chased someone...

Me:oh

Person: Down a B road, on an S3, I beat em

Me: Oh, okay!

Person: We ran em down the road!

Me: What?

Person: The GT500 and a Focus RS, it was really fun!

Me: Oh. Wait, what’s up with the exhaust on your suburban?

Person: Allow me to explain...

*Spends thirty minutes talking about solid rear axles, v8s and the mods on his chevy*

Me: so... you guys do meets?

Person: Yes. whyda ask?

*Don´t say mustang jokes, don´t say mustang jokes, don´t say mustang jokes*

Me: like, um, cars and coffee?

Person: Oh, no.. we don’t do those.

Me: Oh. *thinks:crap*

Person: So, um, 501nm of torque? Quite impressive... for a Kia.

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This conversation was dramatized to fit a smaller template. the guy was actually pretty cool.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Spanfeller is a twat
09/06/2018 at 22:19

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#notallmustangs

It was weird the other day I had a 2015 V6 convertible in front of me, a white GT500 beside me, and an SN95 behind me. Felt like I was in a mini car meet.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
09/06/2018 at 22:24

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Oh,I love SN95! together with the fox body and the s550, it’s the only mustang I like.

Though deep down if I ever got an SN95, i’d get a IRS system on it, yeah, boo me, whatever. 


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Spanfeller is a twat
09/06/2018 at 22:34

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Id put a IRS on one too


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > itschrome
09/06/2018 at 22:36

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Actually, a friend of mine wants to make a drift car and he’s having trouble deciding whether to buy an sn95 or a 240


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Spanfeller is a twat
09/06/2018 at 22:43

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All the cool cars you  get down there and you buy a live axle boat? :p


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > dogisbadob
09/06/2018 at 22:47

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It had a cold air intake (properly routed, I might add) a cat back,bilstein shocks and some interesting tires. By interesting I mean, this guy bought the cheapest tires on sale for the sole purpose of drifting his live axle boat. Though I must add that the funniest thing he said was actually this

Person:What do you study?
Me:Mechatronical engineering, how about you?
Person:Oh, I study interactive design, we basically study the same thing right?

this man is an american hero