Random stoned thought at midnight....

"Dubblewhopper" (Dubblewhopper) 09/03/2018 at 01:45 • Filed to: None

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Why is it that there are Magnum condoms for extra  large men, but there are no Derringer condoms for the extra tiny?

Wheelerguy > Dubblewhopper 09/03/2018 at 01:53

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Because dicks are supposed to come only in LARGE.

Svend > Dubblewhopper 09/03/2018 at 02:14

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Would it not be a ‘Split’?

But then again you wouldn’t want a condom size called split, especially as it’s something you don’t want to split.

Time to use the old joke again.

What do you call a male porn star with a really small penis?

Justin! 

PS9 > Dubblewhopper 09/03/2018 at 02:29

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Whether or not they are needed, condoms marketed for extra tiny dicks will sell very poorly.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dubblewhopper 09/03/2018 at 05:23

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no man will admit they have a tiny dick

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Wheelerguy 09/03/2018 at 07:58

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ok Mr. Regular

Ash78, voting early and often > Dubblewhopper 09/03/2018 at 09:47

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Truth: regular ones fit small/medium.

Then there’s Magnum.

Then there’s Magnum XL.

Basically it’s like buying a drink at the movie theatre. Why don’t they just shift the scale? Because nobody wants to buy a small drink.

Also: rubber bands

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Wheelerguy 09/03/2018 at 14:04

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That’s why there are like “large”, “extra large”, “larger than extra large”, “magnum”, “double magnum”, then you get into special-order sizes. The “magnum” should fit a dead average penis.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 09/03/2018 at 14:05

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The latter two simply mean “average”.