What the shit is this

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/01/2018 at 20:05 • Filed to: None

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Why is the car dancing. How does this help sell the car. W ho the hell thought this was a good premise for a commercial.

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 20:11

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“The people’s first warranty”

What is this, china? 

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 20:13

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It’s dancing because they are advertising the premium audio system.

Goggles Pizzano > Spanfeller is a twat 09/01/2018 at 20:15

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Nope, didn’t happen. “The People First Warranty.”

/s

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 09/01/2018 at 20:17

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Beats  premium

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 20:18

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They charge a premium anyway...

Spanfeller is a twat > Goggles Pizzano 09/01/2018 at 20:21

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Oh

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 20:26

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Doesn’t matter how good or bad it is, if consumers will pay inflated prices for it, it’s a premium product.

daender > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 20:26

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Bitch,  please~!

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 20:30

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Must’ve been someone whose name has the initials NVH.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 20:54

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It’s obvious all the shaking is due to people having sex inside the car.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2018 at 21:37

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several ladies I work with love this ad....

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2018 at 00:32

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Eh, it’s better premise  than the 8 year olds as Kia salespeople ads.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2018 at 01:58

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I didn’t even need to see the commercial to know that this song would match the car’s dance moves

duurtlang > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2018 at 02:11

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What this commercial taught me is that there is a new Jetta. Where I live VW is by far the sales leader in the entire market, but the Jetta? Discontinued years ago .

Monkey B > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2018 at 10:58

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because sitting still it’s ugly...er. The new VW stuff makes the beigemobile older Camry’s exciting. VW shit the bed bad on this and the new Passat. There are simply better choices from nearly any  other car company in those segments.