"Svend" (svend) 08/30/2018 at 20:27 • Filed to: None

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I just bought one of them low energy light fittings from B&Q.
The assistant asked “will you be putting this up yourself?”
I said “no, it’s going in the lounge.”

A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”

I went to the chemist to get some lube.
“We don’t have any. Have you tried Boots?”
I want to glide in, not flaming march in!

Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks “How many people are flying with you?”
Paddy replies “I don’t know! It’s your bloody plane!”

interstate366, now In The Industry > Svend 08/30/2018 at 20:59

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Longtime Lurker > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/01/2018 at 11:11

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Saw a store yesterday called paito and dinnette furniture store. Some people have no creativity.