"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/29/2018 at 16:24 • Filed to: None
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/29/2018 at 16:24 • Filed to: None | 3
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6:46 a.m. A deer was hit by a car.
8:27 a.m. A Whitefish man was frustrated that his landlord was letting their cousin stay at his apartment.
9:25 a.m. Someone trashed the bathroom.
9:47 a.m. A Bigfork cat turned on its owner.
10:29 a.m. Three horses wandered into a Kalispell woman’s front yard. She doesn’t know who they belong to but she wants them gone.
10:58 a.m. A dog was “screaming” for a week.
2:24 p.m. A Kalispell man was “unable to drive in a straight line.”
2:28 p.m. Another Kalispell driver was cutting off people.
4:44 p.m. A Bigfork driver was swerving all over the road.
5:34 p.m. A Kalispell man was driving all over the road and going 12 miles per hour under the speed limit.
5:51 p.m. A Kalispell woman discovered a naked man laying facedown in her front lawn. She didn’t know who he was and said that his “bare butt is showing.” He twitched every once in awhile, too. Some “fecal matter” was discovered nearby.
5:55 p.m. A Whitefish woman reported that a dog had been hit by a car, but upon further investigation it was actually a badger.
9:56 p.m. An illegal campfire was reported.
10:04 p.m. A Kalispell woman apparently overdosed on “herbal extract, Tums and Ibuprofen.”
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/29/2018 at 16:39 |
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I feel like this county is a perpetual Far Side strip waiting to happen.
For Sweden
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/29/2018 at 16:44 |
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This is fake news. There’s only one fire-related call.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Chariotoflove
08/29/2018 at 16:45 |
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Accurate
description.
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For Sweden
> Chariotoflove
08/29/2018 at 16:45 |
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Flathead is an interesting combination of locals, people who try to escape their problems, people who want to be hiking bums, and people with summer homes.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> For Sweden
08/29/2018 at 16:49 |
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Summer home people are about to leave. We call it “go the fuck back to Canada
day”.
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Chariotoflove
> For Sweden
08/29/2018 at 16:50 |
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The people with summer homes interest me. They know what’s there. They either bought those homes in spite of who is there, or because of them.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/29/2018 at 16:59 |
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If you live in flathead county, does that mean you have to own/drive a car with a flathead engine?
Or do you have to be into flathead catfish?
My bird IS the word
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/29/2018 at 17:00 |
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The real tragedy is that montana lost one hell of a badger today.
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For Sweden
> Chariotoflove
08/29/2018 at 17:02 |
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If you have summer home money, you have avoid the locals money
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Chariotoflove
> For Sweden
08/29/2018 at 17:03 |
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What’s the fun in that?
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> My bird IS the word
08/29/2018 at 17:05 |
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I was hoping someone would take it to the vet and it would wake up in the trunk of their car.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
08/29/2018 at 17:05 |
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That fish is gross.
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My bird IS the word
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/29/2018 at 17:07 |
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Try to explain that one to the police officer. No... its badger blood. Thats where I got these cuts from too.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Chariotoflove
08/29/2018 at 17:22 |
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Housing prices here are pricing out the locals. I do 90% of my work in California
and Oregon.
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> For Sweden
08/29/2018 at 17:23 |
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I was about ready to start a fire the other night but I was worried the sparks from the chimney would sta
r
t a forest fire.
Nom De Plume
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/29/2018 at 17:31 |
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I feel whoever writes these up was lacking their usual zeal for the job or had the week related back to them by an underling.
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Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/29/2018 at 18:23 |
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It’s because of all the advertising you’re doing here.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/30/2018 at 04:53 |
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huh?
i want to know more!