Office dog etiquette question

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
08/29/2018 at 15:45 • Filed to: None

Toby is in the office today. My employees seem to like him. My bookkeeper keeps biscuits in her desk for him.

But I have to confess, today he is farting up a storm, and my office is strong with the odor of canine flatulence. One of my associates came in the office to talk about a case and commented on it. What is office dog fart etiquette?

First shipment of Vespa parts arrived today.

DISCUSSION (19)

$kaycog > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 15:54

Oh sure. Blame it on the dog.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 15:56

Dog farts are horrible. Open a window and get a fan if you can.

TheRevanchist > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 15:58

Always keep air fresheners in your office. I have learned this over the years.

Censored > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 16:03

My pupper comes to work with me every day. Gassy days are my best days as everyone leaves me alone and I have grown immune to the stench .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 16:03

Dog farts can get very very bad. I’d just ventilate and avoid any treats at the office maybe some air freshener .

What is worse is my coworker had a dog with an inverted anal gland. Fuck that stunk like my head was shoved inside of a skunks ass. T ake that dog home and leave it there.

MrDakka > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 16:08

Everyone gets an NBC mask!

ttyymmnn > $kaycog
08/29/2018 at 16:10

#COTD

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 16:17

Whose name is carved into the shingle out front?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > $kaycog
08/29/2018 at 16:18

I always do.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > $kaycog
08/29/2018 at 16:21

Congratulation on your COTD. You are here by rewarded with a photo of the most handsome dog in the Flathead Valley who will drive himself to you as soon as he figures out that all the car controls are in the front seat.

Kinja'd!!!

lone_liberal > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 16:23

Fabreeze. It might not actually do any good but it makes it look like you’re trying.

TheRealBicycleBuck > ImmoralMinority
08/29/2018 at 16:24

Febreeze.

Really, it’s not just hype. I was listening to “The Power of Habit, Why We Do What We Do in Life and Business” and they discussed the near-failure of Febreeze. One of the stories they shared was a park ranger who was constantly dealing with skunks. The Febreeze folks gave her some samples and she said it changed her life - nothing else could eliminate that smell.

We use it at our house. It seems to work.