Please explain. 

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/25/2018 at 23:53 • Filed to: None

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You can now buy an SVR in BRG, but it’s $4900 extra (worth, since that was the only reason I never fake configured SVRs). It’s not Range Rover and their frigging $15,000 BRG paint, but how is BRG a $500 option on most Jags, but $5k on an SVR?

Side note, I’ve been thinking about buying an umbrella from Thomas Brigg. I want black, but they offer a BRG one called “Jaguar” and that’s hard to resist. 


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 00:07

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Because when you're spending that much money on a car, an extra 5k is nothing. So, why NOT nickel and dime them?


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/26/2018 at 00:11

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It’s the principle, man. But you can now configure low-trim F-Types with it, so I guess it  evens out.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 00:23

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OK, so I see Jaguar Green, but it all appears to be attache cases and the like, no umbrellas ?

But now I really want this, for fairly obvious reasons (but I’m not shelling out £770 for it) :

https://www.swaineadeneybrigg.com/collections/umbrellas-canes/products/malacca-flask


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > WilliamsSW
08/26/2018 at 00:26

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OK, so I’m an idiot (actually the site design is squirrelly), but I just realized that I can order that umbrella in “Jaguar”.  Might as well go silk for another £330...


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW
08/26/2018 at 00:26

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I thiiiink they have it for the flaskbrella too, but that’s a bit too much investment in alcoholism than I’m willing to make. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 00:28

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They do - I figured it out.  For what they’re selling umbrellas for, if I’m going to get one, it damn well better have something cool like a built in flask.  


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 00:28

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W ell there’s so much extra surface area compared to the Jag that they have to charge extra. 


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW
08/26/2018 at 00:33

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If it makes you feel better, it’s the umbrella Neville Chamberlain carried when he appeased Hitler...


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 00:34

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I can well imagine that he needed that flask afterward...


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW
08/26/2018 at 00:42

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“My umbrella cost $1000, so it’s okay that I’m drinking out of it at 9AM”


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 00:49

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I think that’s a laudable life goal.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 00:52

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British Racing Green Metallic is the standard 500$ color.

British Racing Green #5 is the SVR Premium Palette 5000$ color.

The question then becomes... does the SVR color LOOK 4500$, and 10 times cooler than the standard 500$ paint.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/26/2018 at 01:08

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Because people are willing to pay $5k for it. Doesn’t matter what it costs on other cars; they aren't the SVR.