ClaimsofFortLangley: Bathing in the Sink Edition

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 08/20/2018 at 14:35 • Filed to: claimsoffortlangley

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It’s Monday and I am bored , so I thought I’d share a batshit insane claim with you. I just got this today. I think that I may share more claims stuff, especially if ridiculous or really interesting (so pretty rarely). The following took place at a mall. It gets good about halfway down. Report was written by someone who is ESL.

“At above date and time the writer was in (redacted) and heard a person yelling inside Level one mens washroom. The writer immediately attended the scene and saw there was a male jumping and shouting. The writer asked the male if he needs help but the male denied. The writer came to know that he was suffering from pepper spray, the writer told him to use Soap and Water together and rub infected areas. The male was not compl ying and continued shouting loudly. The writer then asked the male if he needs EHS but he denied. The writer continuously tried to guide him to get relief from the pain by asking him to use soap and water.

(Redacted) immediately called 911. In between the writer continuously asked the male to use soap and water and rub the infected areas. After that the male suddenly went to one of the toilet and tried to took off paper roll and broke the paper roll case. Suddenly, he became naked with unknown reason and tried to take a bath in the sink.

VPD attended and found the male inside the washroom. They took charge of the situation and the writer stood back. The VPD officer asked the male his name and he replied with (redacted). As he was running and jumping around in the washroom, he banged his head on the wall and his forehead started bleeding. After around 30 minutes fire rescue came and helped the male by pouring baby shampoo and distilled water on his infected areas. EHS transported the male to hospital.”

LOREM IPSUM > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2018 at 14:42

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I could see a claim for the paper towel holder, but what that wingnut hopes to gain or why he feels he is entitled to compensation is beyond me.

I hope they trespassed his ass immediately afterwards. The mall doesn’t need your business that badly.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2018 at 14:45

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“After around 30 minutes...”

To protect and — Oh, just another addict? W e’ll stop by after lunch.

Just Jeepin' > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2018 at 14:46

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Kudos to the (I’d wager) woman who gave him a lesson in setting boundaries.

LOREM IPSUM > Just Jeepin' 08/20/2018 at 14:48

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Teenagers love their bear spray ‘round here too, and they aren't shy about using it.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/20/2018 at 14:49

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They’re busy guys.  Especially in this area.  But yeah, you kind nailed it from what I understand.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Just Jeepin' 08/20/2018 at 14:50

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I’m guessing it was an attack rather than defensive.  Given the situation here.

Ash78, voting early and often > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2018 at 15:14

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The writer then asked the male if he needs EHS but he denied.

I knew “eh” was often considered a characteristically Canadian thing, but I never knew it could be formally offered. That’s so polite!

Just Jeepin' > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2018 at 15:14

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Harshing my mellow, man.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Just Jeepin' 08/20/2018 at 15:16

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This isn’t an area you’d want to hang out in

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2018 at 15:40

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Sounds like some tried some flakka.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2018 at 18:22

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The elephant in the room is that addicts are a major drain on dispatch and medical resources. Briefly a iding them enables the cycle, but ignoring them is inhumane.

pip bip - choose Corrour > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/21/2018 at 07:54

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WTF?