I haven't driven my car in four weeks.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/16/2018 at 21:10 • Filed to: life is inconvenient

Am I going to hell?

DISCUSSION (32)

LOREM IPSUM > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:13

Yes, but not for that.

Also, your tires hate you.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:13

I believe the word you’re looking fo r is “month”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
08/16/2018 at 21:15

0.0767 years.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:19

I there there's only two of mine I haven't driven in the last four weeks. Although I did move the Niva by hand so if that counts then only one. And it's the one you can watch driveshafts turning through the floor, so no big surprise there.

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:21

Oh yeah, well I haven’t driven mine since the end of June! Sure, that’s because it was totaled, but still.

I saw a red Optima like mine today, and I actually felt sad. I miss my unflavored appliance.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:22

The Miata has been parked in the garage for 2 weeks and I’ve only driven the TA twice in the same time.

Maxima Speed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:26

Driving nothing is better than driving a cross-abomination

aquila121 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:33

You’re not going to hell. You’re already there.

Fortunately, you can drive your way out.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:37

2.419e+12 microseconds.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > fhrblig
08/16/2018 at 21:39

Any word on a replacement yet?

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:41

I spent $800 to insure the Raider for 4 months, and I think I’ve only driven it 10 times or so

fhrblig > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
08/16/2018 at 21:44

Nope, still waiting for the gap payment to clear. In the meantime I’m waffling between getting a cheapo beater or something with a payment.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:49

I bought a car that I usually drive once a week or so. Granted, those drives are usually 500+ kilometres in a weekend or so, but still. I feel you.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:49

I don’t believe there is a hell so you’re good. S hame is obviously present since you are asking the question!

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:50

But why? Isn’t the wagon a better commuter than the other two?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion
08/16/2018 at 21:54

I use the Tacoma for work and conmuting. I've been working many late days and have lots to do at home... The time is just passing by.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 21:58

I didn't drive the Mustang today and I felt like I neglected it. Cars are people too.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 22:19

Yes.

functionoverfashion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 22:22

Nah, I’ve hardly driven my car this summer. I took it to work on Wednesday just to do it. In fact, this week I’ve driven 6 different cars so far, but don’t worry they’re not all mine.

-monday, drove the truck to work

-monday night, drove sister’s basket case subaru across town to retrieve wife’s Mini from its hiding place

- drove wife’s mini back from said hiding place

-tuesday, drove the Volvo because it rained, and no one has driven it since rain

- wednesday, drove my wagon because I thought our nanny would drive it tuesday, but didn’t - so it was sitting since rain, too.

- today, drove wife’s loaner Mini to Massachusetts for a funeral. Driving there and back was the best part, it’s a 2019 fully loaded Cooper S Clubman with ~600 miles, now over 700.

#firstworldproblems

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 22:28

“ am I going to hell?”

Sounds like you’re already there.

WilliamsSW > aquila121
08/16/2018 at 22:29

Doh, I just posted the same thought...

aquila121 > WilliamsSW
08/16/2018 at 22:31

No worries, it’s a tall order to read all comments ever to make sure someone hasn’t already said something. I’ve been there, too.

WilliamsSW > aquila121
08/16/2018 at 22:34

If that’s the dumbest thing I do today, I guess it would be a pretty good day lol

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 22:47

Your Lexus is going to start thinking you are flirting with another vehicle...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > wafflesnfalafel
08/16/2018 at 23:14

Luckily that is not the case. But you're right, it needs attention.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 23:35

I think I have the opposite problem. I own two cars and yet I still drive both just as much as I was driving one before lol.

Mr. Duck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/16/2018 at 23:49

I could take a large dump on it so you at least need to go get it washed

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/17/2018 at 00:19

Probably not. But you are going to go and get a new battery!

BayAreaMiataBoi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/17/2018 at 00:22

If you drive your car hard, but carefully, you might find that you are not quite as precise as you last remembered.

It only took me 5 weeks out of the car (bad driveshaft and possible failing third member) and I found that I was not as sharp when wheeling through the hills.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/17/2018 at 04:10

I’ve driven my XJ once since I moved into the new house nearly a month ago, and I only drove it because I noticed hornets building a nest in the receiver tube, so I figured driving it to work would scare them off. It’s still full of crap from my old garage and shed, it’s filthy, and it’s parked on the street classing up the new neighborhood... But the fact that I have a toilet sitting in the driveway might be worse.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/17/2018 at 16:12

I have not washed my car in 6 weeks.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/17/2018 at 16:14

I wash my car four times a year. At least it lives in a garage.