It's how you start your Monday

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 08/13/2018 at 11:53 • Filed to: now beam me directly to friday

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I’ m rolling past an   elevator bay on my way to my office, and I hear someone inside a car  say as the door is closing, “Energize”.

My first thought was, “why didn’t I think of that?”

OPPOsaurus WRX > Chariotoflove 08/13/2018 at 12:00

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i spent half my sunday think ing it was saturday. Damn that was disappointing . today is supposed to be sunday.

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/13/2018 at 12:01

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Oh yeah , I’ve been in that time warp. Worse than jet lag.

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > Chariotoflove 08/13/2018 at 12:01

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Incorrect, it’s a turbo lift, not a transporter, should have stated which deck they wanted to go to.

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove 08/13/2018 at 12:03

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I’m the guy in the red suit today.

Chariotoflove > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 08/13/2018 at 12:07

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I was waiting for one of you spoil sports. My answer to that is, okay then, tell me a better situation as an adult when you get to pretend you’re in a transporter?

Also, talking to your elevator? C’mon, that’s just weird and people will look at you funny.

Also, the first handle you grab and try to twist will get you a punch in the mouth. Not the way to start Monday.

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often 08/13/2018 at 12:09

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Aw geez man, that  sucks .

facw > Chariotoflove 08/13/2018 at 12:12

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It’s true. The best alternative I can think of is standing behind one of these bubble tubes at the National Aquarium in Baltimore:

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > Chariotoflove 08/13/2018 at 12:27

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Happy to be of service.

user314 > Ash78, voting early and often 08/13/2018 at 12:51

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user314 > Chariotoflove 08/13/2018 at 12:57

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Also acceptable, depending on how your day is going:

Chariotoflove > facw 08/13/2018 at 13:59

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Ooo, cool idea