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08/09/2018 at 16:47 • Filed to: None

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Our C300 is in the shop and we got this as a loaner.

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I don’t hate it, my mountain bike kinda sorta fits in the back.

If anyone needs me I’ll be at Target asking to speak to a manager.


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 16:57

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I want a GLA45 AMG so bad.  But that thing? No thanks


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 17:09

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What do you love and hate the most about it? 


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 17:11

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so how many pairs of gym leggings have shown up in your dresser so far?


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 17:21

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Did you get mad at the Starbucks(Inside Target) B arista for not getting your name right but did you still post it on Facebook with the title “Ugh!” using your blingified phone?

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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 17:25

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I currently have a 2017 IS 300 AWD loaner from lexus.

I dont want to give it back LOL.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 17:36

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I’ve honestly seen more new  Mercedes with “RBM (number)” license plates that look like they were issued in 2005 than new Mercedes owned by actual people.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/09/2018 at 18:18

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We are the opposite, I wouldn’t mind a GLC43 or 63 AMG,  the GLA’s are not good looking cars IMO.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 18:22

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I assume the rental came with a bottle of percocets and a bottle of ‘morning’ wine. 


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > gin-san - shitpost specialist
08/09/2018 at 18:26

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The transmission for both. We had to do a little highway ride to go get my bike and the 9 speed felt faster than our C300 on the highway with the 7 speed . However running around town in sport mode it felt like it was hunting for gears quite a bit.

I almost like the size, we had a 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee, IMO that was the perfect size SUV plenty of room for stuff and not too big for normal running around. This is a little smaller than that, if it was a bit bigger and faster I would probably fall in love with it, as an appliance.

Oh ya, it also has the MBTex material on part of the steering wheel. I don’t like it, the transition from the leather to the MBTex really makes it feel like they cheaped out on 1/2 of the steering wheel.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > bob and john
08/09/2018 at 18:27

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I miss my IS350. I can definitely see another Lexus  in my future.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 18:28

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MBtex: Is that some kind of fake leather/suede like alcantara?


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/09/2018 at 18:33

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“Dear Facebook,

Oh my gawd, this bitch in Starbucks at Target spelled my name Amy, like who doesn’t know Aimee is spelled Aimee. Also, Konner broke a glass lamp and started cutting people with the broken glass while  we were there and people got all mad at me. Like I am supposed to control my 4 year old son in public or something. Oh ya, I talked to the doctor about Ritalin for Konner yesterday, he will be starting it soon. I can't even with him sometimes. Peace and Love."


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/09/2018 at 18:34

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I bought 13 at Target they we re on sale and too cute too pass up .


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Under_Score
08/09/2018 at 18:34

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What's an RBM plate?


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Tekamul
08/09/2018 at 18:39

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Close Xanax and rosé. 


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 18:41

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Courtesy vehicles for the  big Mercedes dealer. And the plates are still the same www.Georgia.gov ones, so they look out of place on shiny new cars.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > gin-san - shitpost specialist
08/09/2018 at 18:51

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Ya, it’s fake leather. It feels like touching your skin after getting a really bad sunburn , but before it starts peeling.

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Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Under_Score
08/09/2018 at 18:59

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Oh gotcha. That makes sense, it seems like they give everyone a loaner car. T he dealership by us is pretty small, I would say they have less than 40 cars for sale counting new and used but, they have about 10 cars that I think are loaners.


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 19:26

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I keep getting a Macan and immediately put friend's bikes in back, take co-workers to ice cream, and fill up on TP and Paper Towels.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 19:35

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Looks?


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Poor_Sh
08/09/2018 at 20:02

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(Hangs head in shame)

I like the Macan. How do you like driving it?

I could barely get my bike in it. We had to put the passenger seat pretty far foward (Mrs. Blackcar is 5'6" and her knees were almost on the dash) and put a wheel in that space to get it in. I was little disappointed, at first glance I thought it wouldn't be a problem at all.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/09/2018 at 20:08

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Doesn’t look like it got left out in the sun and started to melt, d oesn’t sound boy racer, and no wang.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 22:04

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YOU FOOL


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 22:05

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Too bigly. I can see the appeal though.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/09/2018 at 22:11

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Just rub it in why don’t you.

In all honestly the MB is a “ better” car. The IS was a more fun car.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/09/2018 at 22:19

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To me, it’s too small. If I am getting an SUV I want a family of 4 to be able to live comfortably in it.

If I buy something like this it would be y uge, I really want all the utilities. No, I don’t spend a little time everyday looking at used Yukon Denali’s on cars.com and I don't appreciate you implying it.


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > blacktruck18
08/09/2018 at 23:01

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I generally dislike SUVs, and while the base Macan is a nice place to be in traffic it's just way too boring for everything else. Especially due to the automatic. That being said, one time I got the GTS trim and had genuine fun throwing it around corners and running through the gears with PDK. It fit my co-worker's commuter bike pretty perfectly with the seats down too so I had no complaints other than just being a type of vehicle I dislike.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18
08/10/2018 at 00:32

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So then the IS was actually better at being fun 


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/10/2018 at 09:43

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Yes, way better at being fun.